Peter Simonisms..

[NEXUS]

Just watching the Drill All drill bits, and was looking forward to watching the guest drilling through a concrete lentil :mysmilie_13: and it is the most extaordinary product he has ever brought to air.

 

[mossie269]

My mother god bless her used to make me soup with concrete lentils.:mysmilie_14:

 

[mossie269]

Doubt if he has ever drilled a hole in his life

 

[Jazzydrury]

i noticed him messing about with one of the bits, and the guest asked him what was he doing

 

[shopperholic]

Can't watch the fool, he's as fake as the Tooth Fairy.

 

[NEXUS]

Doubt if he has ever drilled a hole in his life

Wouldn't you love to see him try, I know I would :mysmilie_59:

 

[mossie269]

I have a vision of him spinning around with the drill when it jams, i should not laugh though as a tradesman myself you must be safety aware with drills.

 

[shopperholic]

I have visions of him trying "ooooh Mrs! A hole......eh? A hole" queue double entendre, sucked in cheek and looks up and down at camera.

 

[mossie269]

I do wish someone would tell the silly old duffer its a lintel not a lentil.

 

[Loveinamist]

Wouldn't you love to see him try, I know I would :mysmilie_59:

Not enough danger money for the crew or insurance companies willing to take him on.

 

[NEXUS]

I have a vision of him spinning around with the drill when it jams, i should not laugh though as a tradesman myself you must be safety aware with drills.

Like this :mysmilie_13: http://goo.gl/oDjUuN

 

[mossie269]

HaHa you are awful

 

[Jazzydrury]

he said earlier ooh this pick of the day, will soon sell out, when it actually already had and it had turned into a while stocks last

 

[Muttley]

Can't watch the fool, he's as fake as the Tooth Fairy.

The tooth fairy, fake? You'll be telling me the Easter Bunny doesn't exist next!

I can't watch Peter on the drill bits show, I fear the excitement may be too much for me bearing in mind Peter's hysteria when viewing the demos.

 

[shopperholic]

The tooth fairy, fake? You'll be telling me the Easter Bunny doesn't exist next!

I can't watch Peter on the drill bits show, I fear the excitement may be too much for me bearing in mind Peter's hysteria when viewing the demos.

No! No! I apologise! The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are real........forgive me :mysmilie_477:

It's funny when he goes into the "Thomas Kincade" drawl, as if he's commentating for a Royal wedding......then get all excited about Moira C scarves and screw bits!!!!!! Oh yes the mans and idiot and why IW employ him is anyone's guess.

 

[Muttley]

No! No! I apologise! The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are real........forgive me :mysmilie_477:

It's funny when he goes into the "Thomas Kincade" drawl, as if he's commentating for a Royal wedding......then get all excited about Moira C scarves and screw bits!!!!!! Oh yes the mans and idiot and why IW employ him is anyone's guess.

Your apology is accepted Shoppeholic. You are right about the Kinkaid presentations, they are hilarious! He is nearly in tears with emotion and I love it when he wears his checked suit a bow tie in reverence of the grand "artist"!

 

[shopperholic]

Your apology is accepted Shoppeholic. You are right about the Kinkaid presentations, they are hilarious! He is nearly in tears with emotion and I love it when he wears his checked suit a bow tie in reverence of the grand "artist"!

Thanks Muttley :mysmilie_508: He was nearly crying, or should I say faux crying, when he was flogging that Sit n Cylce bike because he'd lost a pound in weight, imagine if he'd have lost two, he'd have been been hysterical, no consoling him if he'd lost a stone!

 

[Muttley]

Thanks Muttley :mysmilie_508: He was nearly crying, or should I say faux crying, when he was flogging that Sit n Cylce bike because he'd lost a pound in weight, imagine if he'd have lost two, he'd have been been hysterical, no consoling him if he'd lost a stone!

I have seen that, implying that this saved his life cos he couldn't go to a gym and get fit.

 

[shopperholic]

I have seen that, implying that this saved his life cos he couldn't go to a gym and get fit.

That's the one, let's just say, the fool won't be winning an Oscar anytime soon eh?

 

[stratobuddy]

Can't watch the fool, he's as fake as the Tooth Fairy.

Wasn't the tooth fairy real then! I distinctly remember putting a milk tooth under my pillow at bedtime, and when I got up it had changed into 6d