Peter Simonisms..

[shopperholic]

Wasn't the tooth fairy real then! I distinctly remember putting a milk tooth under my pillow at bedtime, and when I got up it had changed into 6d

Of course the Tooth Fairy is real, I was just joking :mysmilie_14:

 

[Muttley]

That's the one, let's just say, the fool won't be winning an Oscar anytime soon eh?

Not if I was on the judging panel. Can you imagine his acceptance speech "not only am I ecstatic, not only blah blah... (audience stunned or asleep).

 

[Muttley]

Of course the Tooth Fairy is real, I was just joking :mysmilie_14:

A couple of weeks ago my dentist removed an enormous wisdom tooth which was very loose but I could not remove myself. I wish I had asked him for it back as I reckon it would be worth a fiver from the Tooth Fairy!

 

[shopperholic]

A couple of weeks ago my dentist removed an enormous wisdom tooth which was very loose but I could not remove myself. I wish I had asked him for it back as I reckon it would be worth a fiver from the Tooth Fairy!

Ouch! I reckon you should treat yourself anyway :cash:

 

[shopperholic]

Not if I was on the judging panel. Can you imagine his acceptance speech "not only am I ecstatic, not only blah blah... (audience stunned or asleep).

His acceptance speech would go "ooh I wish our Betty was here to see me pick this man up, mind you............she's seen it all before"