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He used to do those "comedy falls" on Bid all the time, came to a point were it was yawn, Peter Simon fell....... again!
Is he the worst on the channel? in your opinion?
In my opinion, yes, he's the worst by a long chalk, followed by MM. Mike Mason is a barra boi, and this style of selling imo doesn't sit right on a shopping channel. However with him. you can tell that what you see is what you get, he's not putting on any sort of act, yes, I find his manner aggressive, he makes comments that are sexist, he's a bullsh*tter (I know good sound etc), he's shouty...and I don't like him. But let's compare him with the "Master" Peter Simon.
Where do I begin? He has so many awful traits! But in direct comparison with MM. ....Act? Is he putting on an act? where do we start on that one? The unconvincing zany but loveable uncle, the clown, he might believe that he's adding some slapstick mayhem to proceedings, what we see is an annoying and ridiculous exhibitionist! The caring pillar of the community who looks out for elderly friends and relatives...our Bet, Maud etc...I very much doubt it! Larry Grayson style monologues? a poor, poor imitation - a insult to Larry Grayson's memory and an insult to viewers. The pervert...probably the only believable side of his personality! Pawing at the female guests...and whilst it's probably true to say he doesn't get any personal thrills from it, it's predatory, uncomfortable to watch and completely out of order! And let's not forget his disgusting habits when he's eating food, talking with his mouth full, spraying food everywhere, faking orgasm, and as we know he doesn't restrict this behaviour to food shows!
BS'er extraordinaire, I get the impression that MM's BS is at least loosely based upon truth - But Peter's in another league, I can't believe any of the cobblers that rolls of his tongue with such ease! I don't think that man would recognise the truth if it got up and punched him in the face (I'd like to be first in the queue on that one please! - but I think we should let the female models have the first pop!)
He is disgusting in every way possible!
In my opinion, yes, he's the worst by a long chalk, followed by MM. Mike Mason is a barra boi, and this style of selling imo doesn't sit right on a shopping channel. However with him. you can tell that what you see is what you get, he's not putting on any sort of act, yes, I find his manner aggressive, he makes comments that are sexist, he's a bullsh*tter (I know good sound etc), he's shouty...and I don't like him. But let's compare him with the "Master" Peter Simon.
Where do I begin? He has so many awful traits! But in direct comparison with MM. ....Act? Is he putting on an act? where do we start on that one? The unconvincing zany but loveable uncle, the clown, he might believe that he's adding some slapstick mayhem to proceedings, what we see is an annoying and ridiculous exhibitionist! The caring pillar of the community who looks out for elderly friends and relatives...our Bet, Maud etc...I very much doubt it! Larry Grayson style monologues? a poor, poor imitation - a insult to Larry Grayson's memory and an insult to viewers. The pervert...probably the only believable side of his personality! Pawing at the female guests...and whilst it's probably true to say he doesn't get any personal thrills from it, it's predatory, uncomfortable to watch and completely out of order! And let's not forget his disgusting habits when he's eating food, talking with his mouth full, spraying food everywhere, faking orgasm, and as we know he doesn't restrict this behaviour to food shows!
BS'er extraordinaire, I get the impression that MM's BS is at least loosely based upon truth - But Peter's in another league, I can't believe any of the cobblers that rolls of his tongue with such ease! I don't think that man would recognise the truth if it got up and punched him in the face (I'd like to be first in the queue on that one please! - but I think we should let the female models have the first pop!)
He is disgusting in every way possible!
Pervy is worse when with Joe Remblance and Paul Brodel. The innuendo/inside jokes about chickens should be left for their get togethers in the green room, not in front of the camera. It is very annoying if you are interested in something and they're giggling away like a couple of naughty school boys behind the bike sheds, or wherever they go these days.
I was noticing Joe on with MM the other day and he hardly gives him the time of day. When MM tried to laugh about something, Joe was professionally carrying on with the mixer and having none of it. He's not like this with Pervy....hmmm :wonder:
Very strange.Perhaps he's been told to keep his pie hole shut by someone.
Really don't know.Strange for him not to laugh at all unless he doesn't get on with MM?
In my opinion, yes, he's the worst by a long chalk, followed by MM. Mike Mason is a barra boi, and this style of selling imo doesn't sit right on a shopping channel. However with him. you can tell that what you see is what you get, he's not putting on any sort of act, yes, I find his manner aggressive, he makes comments that are sexist, he's a bullsh*tter (I know good sound etc), he's shouty...and I don't like him. But let's compare him with the "Master" Peter Simon.
Where do I begin? He has so many awful traits! But in direct comparison with MM. ....Act? Is he putting on an act? where do we start on that one? The unconvincing zany but loveable uncle, the clown, he might believe that he's adding some slapstick mayhem to proceedings, what we see is an annoying and ridiculous exhibitionist! The caring pillar of the community who looks out for elderly friends and relatives...our Bet, Maud etc...I very much doubt it! Larry Grayson style monologues? a poor, poor imitation - a insult to Larry Grayson's memory and an insult to viewers. The pervert...probably the only believable side of his personality! Pawing at the female guests...and whilst it's probably true to say he doesn't get any personal thrills from it, it's predatory, uncomfortable to watch and completely out of order! And let's not forget his disgusting habits when he's eating food, talking with his mouth full, spraying food everywhere, faking orgasm, and as we know he doesn't restrict this behaviour to food shows!
BS'er extraordinaire, I get the impression that MM's BS is at least loosely based upon truth - But Peter's in another league, I can't believe any of the cobblers that rolls of his tongue with such ease! I don't think that man would recognise the truth if it got up and punched him in the face (I'd like to be first in the queue on that one please! - but I think we should let the female models have the first pop!)
He is disgusting in every way possible!
Perv said he was the lesser half of the duo, or something like that, 'Steve' on the floor agreed. Pervy thanked him for his honesty. Gen said something about not knowing 'Steve' was like that and Pervy said it started the other night when he swallowed a marshmallow :mysmilie_11: Gen looked down and pretended not to laugh.
Really quite 'extraordinary' viewing and they don't seem to be selling such a 'fantastic offer' very fast.
Really Momma, I say to say that even by this atrocious channel's derisory presentational standards that the hour in question was simply excruciating. Utterly charmless, hysterical, preposterous, amateurish, shambolic. I've never seen anything quite like this, Bid included.
It's almost like a parody of the worst, imaginary shopping channel a writer could think up. But of course this is all too real, the goons are false and phony for sure, and increasingly so, but the ridiculous money involved is most certainly all too real.
Dirty Peter is on now shilling Elizabeth Grant Perfume. I wonder if that too contains Torricelumn (TM)?
He's on with Genpleaseleave, of course they're pretending they're best friends but it's kinda obvious to me that they despise eachother. This truly is car crash, nightmare broadcasting. It is genuinely appalling.
Dirty Peter says 'You will know if you're a regular viewer of this channel I have a passion for fragrances. I have worked with some of the most leading experts like a dear friend of mine of course, Peter Sherlock, who is a perfumer of extraordinary levels :mysmilie_15:
When he does the 11pm hour at night, I have noticed he finishes the hour saying something along the line of.
From the producers to the presenters we hope you have a good nights sleep, and remember you may not realise it but somebody's loves you.
Weird
'Can I just tell ya?' ..........they're doing it all again today at 5 :mysmilie_11: