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shopatdrop
Guest Shopper
I drove past Mr Simon today on 'our' road ( look at me rubbing elbows with the stars!) He lives on the very last house on our road, part of me is tempted to knock on his door, but I'm scared!
Go on, I dare you, give him a cold call knock and try to sell him the latest innovation of piped gas or something. Not only with the delicate copper piping, not only with the newly smarter than smart metering, not only with the clever aroma only Peter Sherlock can match with his bottled fragrances, not only with the flammable properties that can cook and warm the house throughout, not only with the one day offer of cavity wall insulation included, not only with the £7.99 handling fee, the £1.53 connection fee and the delivery within 14 working days, not only with a Happy Meal to settle the deal. Palm on face! Surely the price cannot get any lower? Just buy it, just buy it! Not only with the half finished sentences, but as an added bonus, just for old time sake, when he puts pen to paper to sign up for the extraordinary offer, please don't forget to look at the pen, pause, and then say... it writes nice! I am sure that will make his day.
If that isn't possible, can't you act as a digital champion, teach him how to twat, I mean tweet, and then get him signed up to this forum? He is a legend.