Peter Simon Contradictions

[Battiola73]

Tuned in tonight ( Thursday ) & he's on because it's mike mason's birthday & mincing about selling fleece jackets , power banks etc is he the best they could get to do show ? Total embarrassment does anyone REALLY believe a wordvhe says ?.

How old is Mike “Methuselah” Mason? With that monstrosity of a beard, he looks 70+.

 

[PhædrusR]

How old is Mike “Methuselah” Mason? With that monstrosity of a beard, he looks 70+.

Early-mid 50s I'd say. Beards do make you look older.

Beards are trending, whether deliberate or a failure in personal hygiene, but also a compensation for many a gent losing, or lost, the hair on top.

MM had blonde spiky hair in his earlier bid TV years, and to lose that so quickly has to have an impact and to embrace baldness is not easy.

 

[historymystery]

How old is Mike “Methuselah” Mason? With that monstrosity of a beard, he looks 70+.

But just think how versatile it is - it keeps his chin and neck warm in the winter when the IW heaters have all sold out and The Goddess hasn't got a 10p piece for the gas meter, and he's always guaranteed work in a department store (remember those?) at Christmas. Can just imagine him flogging the kiddies a WhatAChump watch when they'd asked for a train set. And when they bring back Only Fools and Horses, he can have the part of Uncle Albert. Result.

 

[galesgal57]

How old is Mike “Methuselah” Mason? With that monstrosity of a beard, he looks 70+.

I think he said he was 54.

 

[Gift Horse]

Each and every time that Peter Simon brings electric heaters to air on Ideal World he says that he wishes that he'd had one the previous night as the central heating wasn't working in his hotel room and he was absolutely freezing.

But why does he keep going back to this hotel in which the heating never works? Surely after the 2nd or 3rd time of this happening you might perhaps try a different hotel instead? Maybe he keeps going back there because it's free to stay there as you surely can't expect someone to pay for an unheated hotel room in the middle of winter?

And in the public interest why doesn't he name and shame this awful hotel so that the rest of us can all avoid it? And surely Health and Safety would also be very interested to know its name and location so that they could close this shoddy hotel down once and for all?

 

[PhædrusR]

Each and every time that Peter Simon brings electric heaters to air on Ideal World he says that he wishes that he'd had one the previous night as the central heating wasn't working in his hotel room and he was absolutely freezing.

But why does he keep going back to this hotel in which the heating never works? Surely after the 2nd or 3rd time of this happening you might perhaps try a different hotel instead? Maybe he keeps going back there because it's free to stay there as you surely can't expect someone to pay for an unheated hotel room in the middle of winter?

And in the public interest why doesn't he name and shame this awful hotel so that the rest of us can all avoid it? And surely Health and Safety would also be very interested to know its name and location so that they could close this shoddy hotel down once and for all?

None of the hotels in Feltham, Heathrow or surrounding areas have central heating.

They all use the hot air gathered from the furious rantings of the residents of Sipson and Harmondsworth and Just Stop Oil protestors objecting to a 3rd runway. The pollution and refuse is also gathered up, compressed and burnt using an old zippo lighter someone found at Heathrow bus station lost property.