cheeky chappie
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Good ol' peter selling the recon iphone with janice, giving it his usual 'not only ...' ramblings but finishing off by saying:
'it's £89.99'
eh NO peter, it's £270 on 3 flexi pays!!!
'How much is that fiesta mr/mrs salesperson?'
'it's £250 sir'
'WOW really? just £250?!? I'll take 2, no actually make that 3!'
'No problem sir, and how will you be paying the £30,000?'
'Lol oh you, don't you mean £750?'
'Emmm no sir, £30,000. Each car is £10,000'
'EH?!? so where does the £250 come from?'
'That's the monthly payment per car sir ... sir ... SIR COME BAAAAAAACK'
'it's £89.99'
eh NO peter, it's £270 on 3 flexi pays!!!
'How much is that fiesta mr/mrs salesperson?'
'it's £250 sir'
'WOW really? just £250?!? I'll take 2, no actually make that 3!'
'No problem sir, and how will you be paying the £30,000?'
'Lol oh you, don't you mean £750?'
'Emmm no sir, £30,000. Each car is £10,000'
'EH?!? so where does the £250 come from?'
'That's the monthly payment per car sir ... sir ... SIR COME BAAAAAAACK'