Mason is like one of those bores that is a pub landlords nightmare, he'd clear any bar of all punters.
I suspect he's his mother in law's nightmare too!
Ha Ha. He's such a bore, I love it when he lectures on how important appearance is and boasts about his £XXX suits and £XX after shave.
Unfortunately no suit or fragrance can compensate for other things though, end of!
I think you are wrong on Mike , he is the complete package. Infact, I heard a rumour he is going to start offering life coaching courses but I can't confirm that.
The other day he was saying how he would talk/shout at a tree and it would help him, he then suggested that buying the golden colored angel he was selling... and to do the same may help people that need to get things off their chests or need somebody/something to listen to them.
I had to wipe my eyes & double check it wasn't Peter Simon stood there with his worry angels.