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[Loveinamist]

It was recently dug up from the catacombs of Catalonia. It must have been catapulted into the catalogue after a cataclysm was the catalyst for a terrible flood in the said country of Catalonia. Only a catamaran could have saved this item from the huge cataract that rushed down the mountain. It eventually turned up in Katmandu where it was categorically blamed for the flood which in turn had resulted in such poor catering facilities at the Ideal World studios, that they had to start a kitty for coffee, the rules for which became so complicated they contained many a clause. xxxxxx

that many a catty comment was heard among the female presenters, who were feeling very indignant at the catawalling catering staff, that Shaun had to tip toe in to calm them all until they were purring softly at his feline ability to bring harmony to IW Towers. Allegedly. Move over Loen and Oban, Shaun is on your tail, wiggling his.

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

It was recently dug up from the catacombs of Catalonia. It must have been catapulted into the catalogue after a cataclysm was the catalyst for a terrible flood in the said country of Catalonia. Only a catamaran could have saved this item from the huge cataract that rushed down the mountain. It eventually turned up in Katmandu where it was categorically blamed for the flood which in turn had resulted in such poor catering facilities at the Ideal World studios, that they had to start a kitty for coffee, the rules for which became so complicated they contained many a clause. xxxxxx

I can't think of an appropriate response to this: I'm quite catatonic.

What a catastrophe! :headbang: