I'd love to see an "honest" presentation of this. Obvs the BA would have to be bound and gagged (preferably with one of the kimonos) and bundled into to a cupboard whilst it was on air. Flinty - "well look at the state of me!" "Sorry about that, but this particular colourway was the best of a bad lot" "Anyway, here's Claire in the putrid green and blue" "I said here's Claire, Claire where are you? " Don't be shy, it can't look that bad" "Oh hold on, Camera 7 can you zoom in on the flower pot, nobody needs to see this" Moving on, here's Betsy, no, she doesn't seem to want to come out either, so I guess I'm on my own"!
"Right, what can I say?" Look folks if you've got Ā£100 that you were gonna throw in the bin, throw it in the bin because if you haven't got a bad taste party to attend and you're good for dishcloths you don't need this!" "I'm hearing that the large is heading for a sell out - what is that matter with you lot? I've told you it's shite, you can see it looks shite, what do I need to do to get it through to you that it's a total waste of money - I give up I'm off to lie down in a darkened room!