What I want to know is; how on earth does a bloke get involved with 'inventing' colours for nail varnish in the first place for gawds sake ??? Did he have a lightbulb moment 8 years ago (number of years on qvc) and raided his mum's bathroom cabinet and thought he could do better - but then, the promos say he's been in the beauty industry for 20 years, but what as ? a painter and decorator ?
I'd love to know what his passport says as a profession; nail technician ? nail varnish manufacturer? nail varnish colour inventor ? nail painter to the celebs? the mind boggles.
Oh, I'm sure it is something very grand.
When Himself started out he was an Accountant, plain and simple.
"What does daddy do?"
"Sums"
Over the years, the title changed until he was 'The Financial Controller'. The girls got confused and called him 'The Fat Controller'
Well it was the era of 'Thomas the Tank' though in fairness he is not fat ....