referring to the lip shiners:
"it is like painting on liquid paint..."
i know who is responsible for this...Yolanda. poor AY, she thinks she is reading from an 'actual' script!
I am literally writing her next actual sales spiel as we speak, literally. I need to mention actual nurses, and actual shift-workers, not forgetting actual factory workers, who can leave their factories every night wearing this actual make-up kit and look fantastic, literally. I think I'll also mention that this actual foundation, for your actual face area, comes in fair or meejum, literally, but you don't need to actually worry about your actual skintone in your actual face area, because the colours created by this actual prestigious designer, will actually suit everyone, literally. Must pop in a comment about actual A-list Hollywood stars who use this actual product, I know for a fact that two members of the actual superstar boyband, Showaddywaddy, actually use this actual bronzer, literally, before literally going on the actual stage, literally. Also mention jumping to the actual phones, and literally ordering 7 kits, so that one can be kept in your actual home, literally, and the others in actual handbags, actual cars, actual offices, literally, and one for your actual sister, literally, and your actual next door neighbour's actual son, literally, because he is about to run off and join an actual cult, literally, and will need a good actual bronzer to suit his new actual uniform of an actual grey jumpsuit, literally. must also mention 250 actual years in the actual beauty industry, literally, in which she actually learned b*gger all, literally, but became actually quite good at literally shouting about her all-round expertise, literally, which no one else actually has, whatsoever, literally, because she actually worked on actual celebrities, and literally once applied Paul Daniel's actual wig before he did his magic act, literally. Did he actually like it? Not an actual lot, literally.
I think it's going to be a good one...literally.