I don't know why they don't get laser surgery. Q could probably get a discount if they're so great at buying in bulk and have so many presenters with poor eyesight. In fact they could bring the laser to QVC towers. Line 'em up and zap 'em. Get it all done in an afternoon. While we're at it why not jack up CH's knockers with a bit more silicon as she's looking very bottom heavy lately "you're a pear darling.. Don't fight it!". We could also give Julia a visit from Bertie Botox, just to freshen her up a tad, Kathy Tayler lipo, Carmel voice coaching (you're not hanging out the washing in a Dublin knackers yard any more dear), Anna a nose splint, Miceal platform shoes and a hot dinner, Charlie a charisma transplant, Simon needs something to shrink his head, Mogadon for Craig - calm it down a bit. And then there's Anne Dawbags....hard to know where to begin with Anne. Maybe bleach the nicotine stains off her fingers to start,then get her booked in for an extreme makeover.
And while they're all being sorted out I'll be sat here, yes, looking perfect :0)