God help us!!

[Koala]

Yes. Perhaps Dale, Charlie,Will and Simon will share their menopause journeys with us.

Yep, tales of having to get up in the night because the old prostate is playing up.

 

[slinky]

The likelihood of menopause overload and the remotest possibility of seeng or hearing Davina Bloody McCall means I’m not turning on the telly or the radio all day. I might even not get out of bed! I just hope that in coming years, it doesn’t become Menopause Month, like we have with other “causes”.

Oh Christ I agree with you completely. Opened the paper today to see her scrawny face telling me how lifting weights has changed her life. I actually want to read the main article but can't face receiving the 'benefit' of her advice. I wish she'd give us all a rest.

 

[Lilo Lil]

I am waiting for ‘the end of life’ range to appear on QVC …

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Yes..death (branded as passed/passing away) is being furiously worked upon by thirty somethings years away from ‘passing’ in advertising agencies around the UK and beyond as the new ‘something to look forward to’. Smiley faced, fifty, sixty and seventy somethings from casting agencies optimistically and excitedly chatting away about ‘the big day’ to the end of life insurance cover background of the old and trusted grim-faced Frank Windsor, then offering only a free pen to write out your final moments with in the 1980s, more sombre version. The last taboo gradually being converted into the last great day…

We must now be close to the Andi and Dale Passing Extravaganza on QVC. Passing Plans on four final easy pays..Motorcycle and Flying V guitar chocolate tribute cakes from the Hotel Chocolat lady with a new hooded black dress and a plain chocolate scythe.. Passing Party butchery packs and Go Out With a Bang cocktails sets….

Actually, death is still death for anybody unfortunate to lose a loved one or themselves through dying. I’ve not seen anybody I’ve loved ‘pass’. I’ve seen them go out in agony. All these sanitised happy clappy ‘passing’ ads, and making death a key bucket list factor doesn’t sit at all well with people like me who’ve seen the grim reality of death first hand..

 

[Lilo Lil]

I agree with your last paragraph The Duke of Cheese 100%

 

[SusieSue]

Oh Christ I agree with you completely. Opened the paper today to see her scrawny face telling me how lifting weights has changed her life. I actually want to read the main article but can't face receiving the 'benefit' of her advice. I wish she'd give us all a rest.

We had her Menopausing book on show in a prime position the day it was published in May, we started with ten copies, I happened to do a stock check yesterday, and five months later we still have the original ten copies, we haven't even had a copy stolen!

 

[donna255]

Be prepared I’ve just looked
Faace menopause cream
Faace Dull Dull face
Faace tired gel
Faace Period Mask
Faace Stress moisturiser
Quanna CBD lubricant
Deo Doc lubricant drops
Deo Doc Meno care balm and oil wash.

I won’t be watching for one second.

Deo Doc lubricant drops
Quanna CBD lubricant

Is QVC now making sure a lady's inner walls are not dry? Naughty

It's okay Harold, you take your Viagra, I have the special QVC lubricant ready.

 

[Almerinda]

It's a shame there isn't a 'world not buying tat and stuff you dont't need day' - I'd love to see how they celebrate that!

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I need an emoji showing someone spluttering tea over their keyboard and tee shirt because I've done it again.

 

[Almerinda]

Deo Doc lubricant drops
Quanna CBD lubricant

Is QVC now making sure a lady's inner walls are not dry? Naughty

It's okay Harold, you take your Viagra, I have the special QVC lubricant ready.

And again - I need an emoji showing someone spluttering tea over their keyboard and tee shirt

 

[Dame Fondacox]

Wednesday is also interntional pronouns day. God help us indeed during the AY hour!

 

[Toril]

Wednesday is also interntional pronouns day. God help us indeed during the AY hour!

She’ll be on a roll …..“he, she, him, her, they, them, it, etc” as much as possible during that hour although I won’t know because I never watch her hours unless it’s on mute.