Glen Glen the cliche man......

[Mrs James]

if you're a lady who's stepped into summer (as opposed to dog muck):20:

if you're in the back end of your winter look :15:

if you've got a double-breasted feature (close your ears Busy) :5:

if you've got a good designer feel (oooerrr)

think of Audrey Hepburn (again) :12:

have a longer sleeve coming thru :6:

put a lady of an age in this one.....

yadda yadda yadda

 

[Dazzler!]

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[fairynuff]

kinda makes you want to buy into the story doesn't it?

 

[Mrs James]

i'm worried now cos i don't have a spotty dress coming thru

 

[Mrs James]

will a spotty chin do ?

 

[fairynuff]

will a spotty chin do ?

:1: as long as it's "coming through" I'm sure it will !

 

[Moth]

Aww, I recorded the show for later and now the best bits are spoiled

*back to reality* I saw Glen and turned off!

 

[CountryGirl]

don't forget 'put it with a little shoe'....

 

[SuziQ]

or little white T

love the title-wish someone had the nerve to send that suggestion in for the name of his shows!

 

[OscarFelixJake]

And a neat trouser

 

[Mrs James]

don't forget 'put it with a little shoe'....

but i'm a size 7 :33:

 

[Mrs James]

and i've got two feet

 

[Mrs James]

love the title-wish someone had the nerve to send that suggestion in for the name of his shows!

it comes from a previous ditty...

Glen, Glen the cliche man
stole a phrase and away he ran
dress it up, dress it down
wear a trouser round the town

 

[RedT]

I've often wondered what makes him a fashion 'expert' in the first place? What's his background? He seems to talk some amount of sh!te and doesn't actually seem to know anything about fashion. Then again, look at the material he has to work with....!!

Tx

 

[iamasmall]

i personally think battenburg and chips is more likely to catch on this season rather than the qvc fashion

pass the ketchup please mrs james

 

[Polly Esther]

Sounds like a very fashion forward look for this season.

 

[shushkin!]

I never thought I would write it, but I am starting to feel sorry for Glen the Tweed jacket man now! What a terrible job he has. It must be one of the worst jobs in QVC trying to make (most of QVC's clothes are very dodgy, it has to be said!) QVC's clothes sound wearable by EVERYONE!
No wonder the poor bloke has to resort to so many cliches. I think many a hardbitten fashionista would be hard pushed to do that much better trying to flog all this roppy synthetic mega-static gear to perhaps a largely over 40 year old age group audience.
I bet he has to have a swift strong bevy before he goes out there in front of the camera
just to summon up the courage everytime.

 

[BusyLizzie]

Glen, Glen the cliche man
Has the greatest fashion plan
To convert all viewers of QVC
Into fashion icons, the best we'll see!

There's Beth Terrell & Casual & Co
Chuck them on, be ready to go
Blouses, skirts and trousers too
A good 'designer feel' for you!

Now just a minute, let's not forget
The brightest things on offer yet
So come on now get ready to swoon
Over Quacker Factory and Indigo Moon!

Just remember girls what Glen does say
Get them home and have a play
Cos like he mutters "they're all on trend"
Be the envy of your friend.....!!!!

 

[looby]

I never thought I would write it, but I am starting to feel sorry for Glen the Tweed jacket man now! What a terrible job he has. It must be one of the worst jobs in QVC trying to make (most of QVC's clothes are very dodgy, it has to be said!) QVC's clothes sound wearable by EVERYONE!
No wonder the poor bloke has to resort to so many cliches. I think many a hardbitten fashionista would be hard pushed to do that much better trying to flog all this roppy synthetic mega-static gear to perhaps a largely over 40 year old age group audience.
I bet he has to have a swift strong bevy before he goes out there in front of the camera
just to summon up the courage everytime.

I certainly dn't feel sorry fr the man, as \i have posted before, when he is outside of qvc towers ie at home in the pub with his so called mates he happy slags off qvc fashion in a similar vein as to how some of us do on this forum and secondly he gets paid a hefty sum of money by qvc!

 

[Mrs James]

fab ditty Busy
do you live near him Looby? has he had his Birkenstocks in your neck of the woods (so to speak)?