General ridiculousness thread
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Just when you think they can't get any more ridiculous, they go and excel themselves once again. The pint sized squirt is flogging the halogen oven, he say's it's great for pizza shopbought or homemade...Nothing wrong so far, he shows us a commercial cheese and tomato pizza and says, I could put this in, but I'd like to show you just how easy it is to make your own and cook that.
So what does he do? He produces a shop bought pizza base, which he said can be picked up easily at your local supermarket or freezer shop. proceeded to add a dollop of sauce from a jar, topped it with a bit of ready grated cheese and a few bits of pepperoni...Pointless exercise or wot?
So what does he do? He produces a shop bought pizza base, which he said can be picked up easily at your local supermarket or freezer shop. proceeded to add a dollop of sauce from a jar, topped it with a bit of ready grated cheese and a few bits of pepperoni...Pointless exercise or wot?
Pointless, period.
Mommabear
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He did a remarkably nice poached egg in the omelette maker and served it up ok.
The omelette, however, stuck to the top, taking off the nice brown surface, so what was left looked uncooked. He hadn't got a proper utensil to lift it out, so he got it out in two clumps and tossed it on the plate. Looked awful but he said it tasted nice.
Mommabear
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Claridges?
I didn't even think of there Momma, you're probably right.
Peter is selling another Gayford Lion Cub 'Marrrrsterpiece' (I have never worked out why he only pronounces Masterpiece like that during a Gayford sale but never mind).
Anyway, he explained his paintings are sold through one man exhibitions not only throughout Europe, and London and.............
The Channel Islands
He had 33 available, he ended with 22 left and then had 113 Meerkat prints left. It's clearly not a good day for Kats.
Anyway, he explained his paintings are sold through one man exhibitions not only throughout Europe, and London and.............
The Channel Islands
He had 33 available, he ended with 22 left and then had 113 Meerkat prints left. It's clearly not a good day for Kats.
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Peter is selling another Gayford Lion Cub 'Marrrrsterpiece' (I have never worked out why he only pronounces Masterpiece like that during a Gayford sale but never mind).
Anyway, he explained his paintings are sold through one man exhibitions not only throughout Europe, and London and.............
The Channel Islands
He had 33 available, he ended with 22 left and then had 113 Meerkat prints left. It's clearly not a good day for Kats.
That reminds me of Del Boy and Rodney's van with LONDON, NEW YORK, PARIS AND PECKHAM emablazoned on it
Charlie McArdle has a cakeshop in Jersey dosen't he? Maybe he gives away a free Gayford with every cupcake?
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What really made me laugh at the beginning of the meerkat print sale was that Peter described meerkats as being "simply delicious".Peter is selling another Gayford Lion Cub 'Marrrrsterpiece' (I have never worked out why he only pronounces Masterpiece like that during a Gayford sale but never mind).
Anyway, he explained his paintings are sold through one man exhibitions not only throughout Europe, and London and.............
The Channel Islands
He had 33 available, he ended with 22 left and then had 113 Meerkat prints left. It's clearly not a good day for Kats.
So Peter eats meerkats for lunch?:mysmilie_15:
Thunderstorm
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Lol that sums up Bid on most things what they sell and try and compare with other more expensive things :wink:
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The lion cubs looked like they had been done on one of those kid's painting by numbers sets. Who in their right mid would want that.Peter is selling another Gayford Lion Cub 'Marrrrsterpiece' (I have never worked out why he only pronounces Masterpiece like that during a Gayford sale but never mind).
Anyway, he explained his paintings are sold through one man exhibitions not only throughout Europe, and London and.............
The Channel Islands
He had 33 available, he ended with 22 left and then had 113 Meerkat prints left. It's clearly not a good day for Kats.
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