Meg, I think you ought to know that a friend of a friends friend who works for the CIA (Cats Intelligence Agency), has let me know that there are suspicions that Dreamigate is a bit of a red herring, and that Mr Fish, or Bloefish as he's known to the CIA, may have fitted you up in order to get his fins on the stolen uranium which seems to have been forgotten about and, which I assume, you came across by chance?
Mafia boss Jimmy Gandolphini made Bloefish an offer he couldn't refuse unless he wanted to sleep with the other fishes, and it's thought he is planning to sell the uranium on to Chairman Miaow.
The FBI (Fish Bureau of Investigation) cat-agorically denies all of this and Mr Fish is gutted that it may be him that ends up in the Can. Have to say it is looking like Mr Fish may have had his chips.
Of course neither the CIA or FBI can actually prove their suspicions so Flying Fish, sorry Flying Pigs, will have her work cut out trying to get to the tail end of all this.
There is a web of intrigue being spun here, especially with the arrival of the spider?
