Does My Bum Look Big In This?

[Mam]

Oh no!!!! Were you caught in the act Meggles? Have they incarcerated you. :mysmilie_466:

 

[minim]

Mr Fish says it was a fair cop.
What's a girl to do?

 

[kitten_with_claws]

Mr Fish says it was a fair cop.
What's a girl to do?

'Fess up & sign da confessions.......? U woz caught red-handed/pawed afters all......! :nod:

 

[minim]

'Fess up & sign da confessions.......? U woz caught red-handed/pawed afters all......! :nod:

NEVER!
:mysmilie_62: They'll never break me you know

 

[kitten_with_claws]

NEVER!
:mysmilie_62: They'll never break me you know

I thinks they will.....5 minutes looking at a two way mirror where you can sees them munching their way thru urs nom noms & u will be singing lik da birdies, trusts me, they haz their ways.....I can haz ways of making u 'fess all.....that sorta thing! U is doomed, I think it is kitty crate lock-up time for u, sees u when u gets out! :wave:

 

[minim]

....but the man who worked in the garden didn't know anything had happened at all. Nobody knew about the treats. Only you saw me playing...and the Little Weed (Mr Fish)...and I think the little house knew something about it.

"Waddle oo tikoo dop?"
("What do you think of that?")

 

[kitten_with_claws]

....but the man who worked in the garden didn't know anything had happened at all. Nobody knew about the treats. Only you saw me playing...and the Little Weed (Mr Fish)...and I think the little house knew something about it.

"Waddle oo tikoo dop?"
("What do you think of that?")

Mr. Fish look lik a bit of a fishy snitch to me, they haz probs already bought him off & he haz turned on u & spewed everyfing he knowed......! I not one for promoting crimes but if he neva makes it to kitty court, if u sees wot I mean.....drastic times calls for drastic measures........poor Mr. Fishy, still nobody lik a fishy grass, eh, serves him right if he get akidentally swallowed.....? :bandit:

 

[minim]

Mr. Fish look lik a bit of a fishy snitch to me, they haz probs already bought him off & he haz turned on u & spewed everyfing he knowed......!

Mr Fish is Sooty to my Sweep.
He don't talk!

 

[kitten_with_claws]

Mr Fish is Sooty to my Sweep.
He don't talk!

He talk even less if he get swallowed, best not tak chances......& evrybody talk, evrybody hav a price........read OK magazine or Dailys Mail, mammy will tells u this is true! (Tho best not ask mammy, she might be suspicious & asks questions about missing nom noms.....no, say nuffin' to mammy!) :bandit:

 

[Itchy]

Oooh Meg - if you are being naughty, Mammy won't let you have your party and I won't be able to put you in my handbag!

 

[minim]

Decisions, decisions!

 

[minim]

 

[Disenchanted]

Butter wouldn't melt.......

 

[Itchy]

Decisions, decisions!

Hmm. My handbag vs Dreamies! I don't think much of my chances.

Still Meg, you are so cute, we will be content with regular photos. xx

 

[Disenchanted]

Hmm. My handbag vs Dreamies! I don't think much of my chances.xx

But Itchy, if you bought the handbag from Q it might well have Dreamies in it!!

 

[Frazzled]

Meg, you poor sole!

Mr Fish sounds a bit of slippery customer to me, definitely no angel and eel need putting in his plaice before he gets up to anymore Hoki-pokey.

He's only a shrimp so if you give him a swift dab, he'll have a fat trout pout and flounder around for a few days, the clown!

If you need a lawyer I can recommend Mr John Dory. He has a reputation for being a bit of a shark, but goes straight for the mullet and is renowned for getting people off the hook.

Anyway, I won't keep carping on, hope you're out of clink very soon and we don't have to resort to sending you a hake with a file in it. :bandit:

 

[Diamond Diva]

That's so clever Frazzled !

 

[Flying Pigs]

The whole sounds very fishy Meg - i think you have been set up.

 

[Itchy]

No jury in the land could fail to be moved by that adorable furry (innocent) face.

I have just showed the latest photo to OH. As I can read his mind, his thoughts were "Those women are mad in the head", but he thinks she is lovely. He likes cats and misses his princess Itchy.

 

[minim]

Lol

Welcome to Hell Mr Itchy...here's your accordion.