Lots of testosterone has our Debbs!!
Eat up like a good boy, then!
Oh dear. I've just had a frightening mental image of her in head-to-toe PVC with a whip, standing over bloke telling him that now.
By weird coincidence I met the ex of a girl I was in school with. He was the new partner of a good friend. They'd only been together a few weeks when we all went out for a drink. The wine was flowing and the tongue got wagging. To the point where he mentioned my ex school chum's name and said he divorced her due to her job. An internet dominatrix!
My jaw dropped. He showed us pictures and it was definitely the same shy and quiet girl I was in school with. Of all the girls (well, a few) I'd have pegged as going down that route, she would have been the last on the list.
On the upside, he didn't last much longer as my friend's partner. He was a likeable chap until the drink revealed his true
personality.He'der met any of us before but told us stuff we didn't want to hear and really nastily. He had dragged his son into the battle and told us all that he'd threatened to disown his son and grandson if he ever spoke to his mum again. He said he'd shown screenshots of her 'at work' to him. If a man will talk like that about his ex and the love of his life (supposedly), he's not really the kind of man any woman wants to be with.
By the end of the evening he was swinging between blubbering about losing his ex and threatening to 'send the boys around to sort her out' which wasn't pretty to watch. I think we all went home knowing we'd get a call next day from our friend either apologising for him or telling us she'd dumped him.
Turns out that taking your new partner out and getting him drunk in front of your good friends is a really good way of sorting the wheat from the chaff. Or the boys from the men.
