Now there's a thought... Branded JF bulldog clips in crackers...I'd make sure her hat was too big and there were no bulldog clips around.
Firstly, I have no dog, I do not intend to get a dog so therefore I don't need a gift for my :mysmilie_1:none existent dog walker so sod off and annoy someone else.Alexis came up with a classic the other day,buy Loccitane as a gift for your dog walker.:mysmilie_51:
They seem to think everything is fair game for the dreaded 'gifting'(a word I now hate with a passion).Christmas lights ready boxed for wrapping.Vacuum cleaners,skin moisturising sets are just a few I've heard, though how a vac' would fit in the gifting drawer heaven knows.They probably don't spend that kind of money on 'gifting'at all but make us think we should be ...... of course it's all about selling and money.
In the Wonderful World of Q you don't have a 'gifting drawer', you have a Gifting Room in your mansion.
Of course silly me.I wouldn't know as I don't live in a mansion like our QVC friends.
Surely the whole point of crackers is how naff they are, and that's what makes them fun. The terrible joke and naff toy you mess around with at the dinner table and then throw away never to be seen again.
Indeed! I also have no children so I don't have any teachers to give gifts to, I am an only child so have no sisters to give gifts to, I don't have a dog so have no dog walkers to give gifts to, and worse still - I've never met my postman so have no postman to give a gift to.Ah, Ellaaa, you've got a lot to learn - haven't you listened carefully to the pronouncements from The Wonderful World of Q? Naff presents in your Christmas crackers? Wash your mouth out with soap and water and learn the error of your ways!:mysmilie_17:
I have a gifting room. It is the spare bedroom. It is also the library (pile of books to read on table and a small bookcase) and the ironing room.