Congealed Raw Looking Pies !!

[Mrs James]

now that's where you're wrong Bexi.....i am not a lover of pastry/pies. I am not the 'dustbin' you automatically assume

 

[Bexi]

Forgive me :51: I just assumed you ate everything in sight

 

[Mrs James]

yes, everything except pies

 

[Mommabear]

I love pastry and pies

but don't like the look of these, yuk.......were they cold? I didn't see any steam coming from them

 

[iclaudipuss]

To be fair, Momma, I think there was steam coming from the Manure and Pickle one...

 

[Rudolf]

To be fair, Momma, I think there was steam coming from the Manure and Pickle one...

The piccalilli pustule side dish set it off nicely, I thought...

 

[Evie]

To be fair, Momma, I think there was steam coming from the Manure and Pickle one...

What is the item number for that one? Must order before it sells out!

 

[iclaudipuss]

Too late Mia, it's gone!
I believe you can still go on waitlist for the Cheese and Essence of Bat's Ovaries one, sounds yummy, and given an honourable mention in the Poisoner's Handbook...

 

[Just Beauty Direct]

To be fair, Momma, I think there was steam coming from the Manure and Pickle one...

I tried that one and it was pants

Snake and snail pie was nice though

 

[Mommabear]

To be fair, Momma, I think there was steam coming from the Manure and Pickle one...

:lol: Pickle compliments it so well

 

[Evie]

Sorry, I'm too impatient for waitlist. I'm off to the local garden centre to see if they have any there! See you later!

 

[Rudolf]

I tried that one and it was pants

Snake and snail pie was nice though

...tin was too long to go in oven. Was done like a SNAKE Wellington...

 

[iclaudipuss]

The Fetlock and Fig option looks promising, or perhaps the Curried Goat's Hooves & Spring Onion...decisions, decisions...
Oh now, this one must surely be worth trying, what does the preamble say, oh yes, 'blood extracted from the jugular of a particularly recalcitrant camel, is subtly mixed with bonobo monkey glands, and cooked to perfection with our patented spice mix, (ingredients: lemsip, tomato ketchup, raisins, ground pistachio nuts), and matured for 153 days in a kitchen in luxor..."
I'm off to order.

 

[Rudolf]

The Fetlock and Fig option looks promising, or perhaps the Curried Goat's Hooves & Spring Onion...decisions, decisions...
Oh now, this one must surely be worth trying, what does the preamble say, oh yes, 'blood extracted from the jugular of a particularly recalcitrant camel, is subtly mixed with bonobo monkey glands, and cooked to perfection with our patented spice mix, (ingredients: lemsip, tomato ketchup, raisins, ground pistachio nuts), and matured for 153 days in a kitchen in luxor..."
I'm off to order.

Mmnn. Does it go with Smash?

 

[iclaudipuss]

Perfect accompaniment Snuffles...

 

[Rudolf]

Perfect accompaniment Snuffles...

Fantastic, I'll crack open a packet and boil the kettle...

 

[iclaudipuss]

I do admire a gourmet chef...