Betty Go Away Grey Intimate Hair Dye

[Stewart]

I am traumatised and it serves me right for not changing channels. What will they think of next.

Apart from the name (I will never be able to look the Queen in the eye again) I nearly had a serious accident when the presenter (sorry I don't know who she is) said

"Its great just to be honest 'cos if you're not honest... if you sweep things under the rug for too long all you end up with is a lumpy rug and you've got a bigger problem than you started with."

 

[Fraggle]

Well nobody wants to end up with a lumpy grey rug

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Well nobody wants to end up with a lumpy grey rug

Or a bobbly silver mat :11:

 

[Mrs James]

own up....who's got a grey nunu ?

 

[Hampton]

own up....who's got a grey nunu ?

Matching collar and cuffs here Mrs J but regularly inspected for a stray grey!

 

[Hampton]

Isn't it meant to be distinguished???

 

[Pinkpussycat]

own up....who's got a grey nunu ?

Trust you!! :SUE: And no I haven't..........:cheer: A bit bald maybe....... :Mrs James: PC:

 

[Fraggle]

Isn't it meant to be distinguished???

On a head chuck - not a beaver!

 

[Hampton]

On a head chuck - not a beaver!

Ah ok.

A muff is enough!:11:

 

[Hampton]

Trust you!! :SUE: And no I haven't..........:cheer: A bit bald maybe....... :Mrs James: PC:

Have you tried a comb-over Sue?:33:

 

[Fraggle]

I think there's a lot to be said for letting it go au natural... means you won't find any short, curly visitors in your bed sheets :54:

 

[Julie]

I bet touching up your 'roots' is a bit of a faff !

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

So if all grey lady garden hairs are called Betty....what is the male equivalent?

Bob bugger off maybe!!!??

 

[Tia]

i caught the last minutes of the pelvic muscle trainer?????!!!
It looked more like a vibrator imo

Whats up next: blow up dolls in modelled on Julia, Claire, that freeky kitchen presenter or super macho charlie?

 

[Boris Bear]

i caught the last minutes of the pelvic muscle trainer?????!!!
It looked more like a vibrator imo

I hope they don't sell returns in the outlet shop.

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Have you tried a comb-over Sue?:33:

A la Charlton you mean?? :YIKES: Nah hon, me do-it-yourself Brazilian went a bit wrong.....one slip of the Bic and a wonky landing strip. :Whistling: PC:

 

[iamasmall]

was this on qvc

did julia require a small? did alison y literally actual ml for ml value name the celebs who use it? did anna dawson have her minging finger nails round a nunu showing us how much to slap on did cathy taylor have no idea where the nunu was and no idea how to give it a burt reynold make over

and the nunu floor tightner could you literally buy it here on qvc the shopping channel, and receive an unwanted return complte with attached nunu fur post bye bye bettying

 

[Rudolf]

I missed this - do you mean they were flogging nunu dye???!!!!!

 

[Rudolf]

Although I did not see this - would your nunu end up looking like Tom Jones' barnet?????

 

[iamasmall]

omg just had a thought, can you imagine alan partridge, oop sorry, dale franklin, teasing us. 'oh wait till i show you wot i have, just wait until you the inside the box its shiny, glittery and silver, it pre betty