Ahhhh Swarovski!!!

[Paul_s]

How many mines have been desecrated?
Or is it grown in a lab?
Will it be set in tin or solid silver?
Will the picture of the Tanzanite tribesmen be used as a background story?

 

[Price Plunge]

In the Swarovski promo they're even using a bar graph to compare the gems to diamond, which seems to have been inspired by a certain shampoo TV commercial which attempts, ahem, "scientific comparisons" :wink:

 

[fulhamphil]

For some reason that turnip, Peter Simon, insists on calling it 'saworski' - so perhaps they are peddling a Polish knock-off version :hi:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Peter Simon insists on mispronouncing a lot of things.

"Saworski" instead of "Swarovski"; "Gracelands" instead of "Graceland"; "We paid a FORTUNE for this" instead of "Thank GOD we've managed to offload that pile of tripe".

I do think the man needs medical help :nod:

 

[Price Plunge]

It's easy to become delusional when you've been working for the Sit-up channels for a long time, it seems. Indeed it wouldn't take much to section most of the presenters under the Mental Health Act given that they're predominantly gibbering neurotic wrecks that hallucinate on a regular basis!

 

[loubylou]

we'll have swarovski bloomin rammed at us now like the tanzanite

 

[Mommabear]

A lot of stuff is Swarovski Zirconia

Which is a new one on me

 

[Paul_s]

we'll have swarovski bloomin rammed at us now like the tanzanite

and horror of horrors this could go on for DECADES - there is no mine that can run out! Gah!

 

[steveh31]

Not only will it not run out they have different divisions of the company:

Subsidiary companies
The centerpiece of the theme park
The Swarovski-crystal-covered Christmas tree at the Toronto Eaton Centre in 2006

Swarovski
Fashion accessories and crystal-based ornaments.

Daniel Swarovski
Jewelry, handbags, accessories and interior design objects.

Swarovski Optik
Optics.

Atelier Swarovski
Fashion and jewellery designers.

Swarovski Crystal Palace
Avant-garde lighting and design (chandeliers etc.).

Swarovski Elements
Crystal designs.

Swarovski Gemstone Business
Gemstone designs.

Swarovski Lighting
Swarovski finished lighting products and solutions with crystal for architecture.

Tyrolit
A bonded grinding and dressing tools company.

Swareflex
A road safety products specialist.

Schonbek
A crystal chandelier manufacturer.

Touchstone Crystal
Swarovski's direct sales company for ready-made jewelry

:sad: Expect bid shopping to be renamed Swarovski tv shortly

 

[Greg]

They should have a jewellery channel so they can stuff the ****** tatty lot of it on together with Mr Peter Simon on one long verbal ejaculation-fest.

 

[Paul_s]

Who edited the title to Ahhhhhh? I don't have Bisto gravy!

 

[HoodedClaw]

Thanks Greg for saying the words "Peter Simon" and "ejaculation" in the same sentence.

I don't think I'll EVER be able to get to sleep again uke: