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What is that monstrosity on screen now? Jurgen…Jurgen…What is IT?? Oh…Walter Simon.. No…not him… that parachute off-cuts, half-full jolly bag, headless mechanical corpse next to him? You know…the one the man in designer clothing living in the huge house is recommending to paupers like him who cannot afford to light the gas ring…Three Dree Drying….Jurgen? Jurgen? What did you say the price comparison is…I’M NOT COMPARIN’….£3999?? Have this one for a tenner. CAN I ASK YOU TO MULTI-BUY…. FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN JUST DOING IT - EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT THE THING….JUST BUY IT….

Joe…my Uncle Samuel and Auntie Ella are huge fans of your culinary work…Can you shout out to them an introduction…I GIVE YOU SAM and ELLA…
 
Hayley Palmer! She was famous for being Mark Labbett (The Beast from the Chase quiz programme)'s girlfriend and on some minority Sky channel.

Ah well so that's how you get famous these days. :ROFLMAO:

Never heard of him either, although that's not surprising, never seen the chase, apart from some odd sports occasions i haven't watch the terrestrial channels for donkeys years, IW is the only live channel i would have on, most of my viewing is from catch up platforms and that usually involves content from abroad.
 
Chef Joe doesn’t know why good restaurants don’t put salt and pepper pots on the tables. No words…

It’s okay, Okay? Chef Mark has educated Chef Joe on salt and pepper pots, vinegar bottles and plastic tomato shaped sauce dispensers on tables in restaurants. “Only in the Four Star Michelin ones, Joe,” he says.

Randa…Are people multi-buying these plastic mini-ovens? No, you idiot…YES…MULTI-BUYING in huge numbers…It’s a genuine pricing mistake, okay. Put them on your household insurance…
 
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5 or 6 litre air fryer big enough for whole family cooking, really?

I have a 6.7L Gourmia and find it a tad small at times and thats just for one. Maybe I just eat normal portions and not those tiny ones fancy restaurants do.....

40 quid just to juice citrus fruit, I'll pass.
 

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