Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

What is that monstrosity on screen now? Jurgen…Jurgen…What is IT?? Oh…Walter Simon.. No…not him… that parachute off-cuts, half-full jolly bag, headless mechanical corpse next to him? You know…the one the man in designer clothing living in the huge house is recommending to paupers like him who cannot afford to light the gas ring…Three Dree Drying….Jurgen? Jurgen? What did you say the price comparison is…I’M NOT COMPARIN’….£3999?? Have this one for a tenner. CAN I ASK YOU TO MULTI-BUY…. FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN JUST DOING IT - EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT THE THING….JUST BUY IT….

Joe…my Uncle Samuel and Auntie Ella are huge fans of your culinary work…Can you shout out to them an introduction…I GIVE YOU SAM and ELLA…

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Oh dear, Pedro is causing a saliva shower in studio. Also I don’t know anyone who puts odorous clothing into a dryer, yuck.

 

[Jazzydrury]

His Weather forecasts are a joke it’s Winter.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Like everything else he dreams up…

 

[Worldie04]

Crusty shorts time.

And a guest who has never used the vibration plate, but Peter seems to think we all know her, an unknown to me.

Hayley Palmer! She was famous for being Mark Labbett (The Beast from the Chase quiz programme)'s girlfriend and on some minority Sky channel.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Maybe looking for a presenter gig? Usual way in for some.

Anybody remember that Page Three type woman on the last version, showing off some laundry alternative to washing machines - basically the pitch was all washing machines ruin your clothing…Not long before a giant rattan sofa flattened the whole operation.

 

[Tommyboi]

Yessss the cooking guy. He cracks me up

 

[Wanderer]

Oh here we go, electric grinder price was a mistake but we'll honour it....

Magical ceramic, multi-multi-multi buy.......

 

[Wanderer]

Hayley Palmer! She was famous for being Mark Labbett (The Beast from the Chase quiz programme)'s girlfriend and on some minority Sky channel.

Jesus H, just googled and she's all teeth.

New product idea for Homesmart - Leather Apron cleaner.

 

[Hammy60]

Hayley Palmer! She was famous for being Mark Labbett (The Beast from the Chase quiz programme)'s girlfriend and on some minority Sky channel.

Ah well so that's how you get famous these days.

Never heard of him either, although that's not surprising, never seen the chase, apart from some odd sports occasions i haven't watch the terrestrial channels for donkeys years, IW is the only live channel i would have on, most of my viewing is from catch up platforms and that usually involves content from abroad.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Chef Joe doesn’t know why good restaurants don’t put salt and pepper pots on the tables. No words…

It’s okay, Okay? Chef Mark has educated Chef Joe on salt and pepper pots, vinegar bottles and plastic tomato shaped sauce dispensers on tables in restaurants. “Only in the Four Star Michelin ones, Joe,” he says.

Randa…Are people multi-buying these plastic mini-ovens? No, you idiot…YES…MULTI-BUYING in huge numbers…It’s a genuine pricing mistake, okay. Put them on your household insurance…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joe knows it was the same price, it’s just not because it’s Sunday

 

[Wanderer]

Genuine mistake this price, we are charging way more than they should be, just go to the phones and multi multi multi pass, I mean buy....

 

[Wanderer]

Afternoon Jazzy, Hammy, DoC and all. Hope all is well with you and yours.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Brodel is the only TV chef

 

[Jazzydrury]

Whizzy chopper looks ok, but sell it for it is

 

[Jazzydrury]

I was trying to think of a Smutty comment, but seeing Galesgal57 is back

 

[Wanderer]

I was trying to think of a Smutty comment, but seeing Galesgal57 is back

I am sure Joe and Pedro can come up with something in the next few mins....

 

[Wanderer]

5 or 6 litre air fryer big enough for whole family cooking, really?

I have a 6.7L Gourmia and find it a tad small at times and thats just for one. Maybe I just eat normal portions and not those tiny ones fancy restaurants do.....

40 quid just to juice citrus fruit, I'll pass.

 

[Tommyboi]

A lot of us are deficient in Vitamin C? Where’s he got that from? I myself and all my friends have all got scurvy to be fair