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Scraping the barrel · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Are you feeling quite well?

I think not! Overdosed on Emu Balm I reckon

Jazzydrury · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Are you feeling quite well?

Trust it being you to being the first to ask

Duke of Cheese · Nov 9, 2024

Interesting combination today - a men’s stilettos and free rattan sofa set…

galesgal57 · Nov 9, 2024

Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

Jazzydrury · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

I’m saying nothing

Duke of Cheese · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

Gunpowder?

Samki · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

It’s from moving stock from the flash fire sale

Samki · Nov 9, 2024

Prawn cocktail made at 1000, under the studio lights -

. I hope there is a toilet near by

Dr Quincy MkII · Nov 9, 2024

HughTwo said:
Of-the-Masons is increasingly like Norman Wisdom in a tramp's beard - demonstrating this appalling karaoke speaker, it was all "eh, eh, eh........"
I was expecting to hear ".....Mr Grimsdale......."

Battiola73 · Nov 9, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Nice Heater have a buy. Put it in the Shed, Outside Toilet, Up the Loft, Just have a buy

I can think of somewhere else they could put it!

Battiola73 · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
A giant dinosaur, how festive. Think of a name for him says Mike. Pervy Pete?

Megalomaniacasaurus of the Morons?

Muttley · Nov 9, 2024

headintheclouds said:
Did anyone else witness Natalia’s performance (and it was a performance) this morning? Her usual combination of mock astonishment, vanity-fuelled preening and ooozy-schmoozy gushing. I saw only the last 15 mins of the show and when I flicked over to I.W she was practically sitting in the (male) guest’s lap! Why was she CONSTANTLY leaned into him/on him so much?!

As a fellow adult female I find her behaviour quite toe-curling. Wonder if she has a miracle cream for that?! Any thoughts, “Beauty Family”?!

No, I missed that, thankfully. I can't stand the posing, sitting to one side to get her best angle on camera. It's not an audition, she's selling to 'Muriel' and all her friends. At least you don't get all that nonsense when you shop in M&S...

Muttley · Nov 9, 2024

HughTwo said:
A Dirty Pedro regular trope with watches is what they can be worn to match.

"With a suit, a polo shirt, a t-shirt, a jean....."

A jean???! Does he mean Jean who works on the fish counter or a pair of denims?
I don't get the relationship between your watch and your trousers.

Do not get me started on that. Sally Jacks is always selling 'a trouser'. If I was Queen of the World that would be a 50 year prison sentence (hard labour and no parole)

. I'm actually a very placid, liberal person but my personality changes when I watch even 10 seconds of this crowd!

Jazzydrury · Nov 9, 2024

Peter has feelings you know

Duke of Cheese · Nov 9, 2024

I thought his last feeling was when he had his Ronald McDonald wig and pants on - nothing else, but a Big Mac…

Jazzydrury · Nov 9, 2024

Don’t be so nasty Duke you wouldn’t hear me saying things like that

Duke of Cheese · Nov 9, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Don’t be so nasty Duke you wouldn’t hear me saying things like that

Sorry, Jazzy. I was unfair on the Big Mac..

galesgal57 · Nov 9, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Peter has feelings you know

Most of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.

Jazzydrury · Nov 9, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Most of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.

Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall we

galesgal57 · Nov 9, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall we

I meant he was crocheting a new blankie for Josh, what did you think I meant?

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