Scraping the barrel
Muriel’s in…the kayak
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I think not! Overdosed on Emu Balm I reckonAre you feeling quite well?
I think not! Overdosed on Emu Balm I reckonAre you feeling quite well?
Trust it being you to being the first to askAre you feeling quite well?
I’m saying nothingYuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.
Gunpowder?Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.
It’s from moving stock from the flash fire saleYuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.
Of-the-Masons is increasingly like Norman Wisdom in a tramp's beard - demonstrating this appalling karaoke speaker, it was all "eh, eh, eh........"
I was expecting to hear ".....Mr Grimsdale......."
I can think of somewhere else they could put it!Nice Heater have a buy. Put it in the Shed, Outside Toilet, Up the Loft, Just have a buy
Megalomaniacasaurus of the Morons?A giant dinosaur, how festive. Think of a name for him says Mike. Pervy Pete?
No, I missed that, thankfully. I can't stand the posing, sitting to one side to get her best angle on camera. It's not an audition, she's selling to 'Muriel' and all her friends. At least you don't get all that nonsense when you shop in M&S...Did anyone else witness Natalia’s performance (and it was a performance) this morning? Her usual combination of mock astonishment, vanity-fuelled preening and ooozy-schmoozy gushing. I saw only the last 15 mins of the show and when I flicked over to I.W she was practically sitting in the (male) guest’s lap! Why was she CONSTANTLY leaned into him/on him so much?!
As a fellow adult female I find her behaviour quite toe-curling. Wonder if she has a miracle cream for that?! Any thoughts, “Beauty Family”?!
Do not get me started on that. Sally Jacks is always selling 'a trouser'. If I was Queen of the World that would be a 50 year prison sentence (hard labour and no parole). I'm actually a very placid, liberal person but my personality changes when I watch even 10 seconds of this crowd!A Dirty Pedro regular trope with watches is what they can be worn to match.
"With a suit, a polo shirt, a t-shirt, a jean....."
A jean???! Does he mean Jean who works on the fish counter or a pair of denims?
I don't get the relationship between your watch and your trousers.
Sorry, Jazzy. I was unfair on the Big Mac..Don’t be so nasty Duke you wouldn’t hear me saying things like that
Most of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.Peter has feelings you know
Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall weMost of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.
I meant he was crocheting a new blankie for Josh, what did you think I meant?Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall we