Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Are you feeling quite well?

I think not! Overdosed on Emu Balm I reckon

 

[Jazzydrury]

Are you feeling quite well?

Trust it being you to being the first to ask

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Interesting combination today - a men’s stilettos and free rattan sofa set…

 

[galesgal57]

Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

I’m saying nothing

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

Gunpowder?

 

[Samki]

Yuk! There's dirt under Chef Flambe's fingernails.

It’s from moving stock from the flash fire sale

 

[Samki]

Prawn cocktail made at 1000, under the studio lights - . I hope there is a toilet near by

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Of-the-Masons is increasingly like Norman Wisdom in a tramp's beard - demonstrating this appalling karaoke speaker, it was all "eh, eh, eh........"
I was expecting to hear ".....Mr Grimsdale......."

 

[Battiola73]

Nice Heater have a buy. Put it in the Shed, Outside Toilet, Up the Loft, Just have a buy

I can think of somewhere else they could put it!

 

[Battiola73]

A giant dinosaur, how festive. Think of a name for him says Mike. Pervy Pete?

Megalomaniacasaurus of the Morons?

 

[Muttley]

Did anyone else witness Natalia’s performance (and it was a performance) this morning? Her usual combination of mock astonishment, vanity-fuelled preening and ooozy-schmoozy gushing. I saw only the last 15 mins of the show and when I flicked over to I.W she was practically sitting in the (male) guest’s lap! Why was she CONSTANTLY leaned into him/on him so much?!

As a fellow adult female I find her behaviour quite toe-curling. Wonder if she has a miracle cream for that?! Any thoughts, “Beauty Family”?!

No, I missed that, thankfully. I can't stand the posing, sitting to one side to get her best angle on camera. It's not an audition, she's selling to 'Muriel' and all her friends. At least you don't get all that nonsense when you shop in M&S...

 

[Muttley]

A Dirty Pedro regular trope with watches is what they can be worn to match.

"With a suit, a polo shirt, a t-shirt, a jean....."

A jean???! Does he mean Jean who works on the fish counter or a pair of denims?
I don't get the relationship between your watch and your trousers.

Do not get me started on that. Sally Jacks is always selling 'a trouser'. If I was Queen of the World that would be a 50 year prison sentence (hard labour and no parole). I'm actually a very placid, liberal person but my personality changes when I watch even 10 seconds of this crowd!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter has feelings you know

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought his last feeling was when he had his Ronald McDonald wig and pants on - nothing else, but a Big Mac…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Don’t be so nasty Duke you wouldn’t hear me saying things like that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Don’t be so nasty Duke you wouldn’t hear me saying things like that

Sorry, Jazzy. I was unfair on the Big Mac..

 

[galesgal57]

Peter has feelings you know

Most of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Most of them felt under his comfort blankie when he's sat in his cold, damp hovel. He has to do something to while away the long, lonely hours.

Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall we

 

[galesgal57]

Now now now, we Shan’t go there shall we

I meant he was crocheting a new blankie for Josh, what did you think I meant?