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"We're predicting a sell-out on this item..."

"You're getting this for absolute peanuts."

"You're saving an absolute fortune here."

"This is 2 grand worth of watch."

"We've got to ask you to check out your baskets."

"People are going to stop you in the street and ask you where you got it."

"We're not comparing them."

"Unfortunately some of you are going to miss out."

"Charley, is everybody multibuying?"

"Drinkers in the Dog and Duck are going to ask you about it."
 
"We're all watching the pennies these days."

"It's gotta be worth a buy."

"I've been really passionate about Collagen for 15 years now."

"Just heat the room that you're in, that's what clever people do."

"This really is a hero product here at Ideal World."

"You're getting this at a fraction of the price."

"This is a loss leader, we're losing money on this one."

"I was expected to go bald at 25 like my Dad but the Collagen..."

"I'd buy 2 or 3 of them if I were you."
 
"None of us would normally be able to afford a watch like this."

"This Sherpa blanket is absolute genius."

"I really don't need to tell you, you know better than us."

"I was freezing last nite. I don't know about you but I hate the cold, it gets right down into my bones."

"Dr. Lobitov told me that I could possibly be obese so I got this Vibraplate...."

"If it's in your basket, it's not yours. Can I ask you to go to the Freephone."

"I was expected to need knee surgery but then the Collagen..."

"I was lying there and the surgeon said to me : Peter you know that Collagen you're talking, it's really worked."
 
"You're just not going to see another person with a watch like this."

"Is it on 4 flexis? ....It is?.....So you've simply got to buy it."

"It's magnificent, hand assembled, a statement on your wrist."

"We're absolutely giving this away....OK, we're not. But you know what I mean."

"This is your last chance to get it. No more....absolutely no more before Christmas."

"So Olympic gold medalist, James Greenwell, said to me - Peter, have you not heard about Collagen?....."

Re: William Hunt £50 watch: "You very rarely get a chance to see a timepiece of this quality."
 
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Re: Cheap and nasty Swan & Edgar watch: "it's an absolute privilege to have something like this on your wrist."

Right....OK...right.....ok.....Get ready....because this is the lowest price I've ever brought a Christophe Duchamp Marine Chrono to air to you tonight."
 
"They're so discounted...go and get them.....terrific buy."

"We thought these had sold out....but a few have bounced back..."

"This is the best handbag I've brought to air all year...is the black in the lead?....go and get it girls.....and don't forget to put it on your household insurance."

"It's gonna get cold...Thomas Schafernaker said so...and if you're like me and you can't stand the cold...this ceramic heater gives you instant heat...this is all about you getting this."
 
"There's 25 of you on that web....I'm going to give you a chance to buy....some of you are buying two of them...what a great idea."

"This is valuable, it's unique, it's worth a fortune...we've got so few of these...but you can get it here tonite for a tenner on 4 flexis."

Re: Cheap plate: "It's spellbinding, it's mesmerising.....If you love beautiful things then you're going to want to get this."

"Muriel, I don't know which colour you're going for....but you've got to check out."
 
"It's an absolute joy to bring this to you on air.....it's a clearance buy.....this is the last of the stock.....did Jenny get hers?"

"You know me, I tell it like it is..."

"This sells everyday for £500 but we've got it here today for £7.50"

"You'll get this home......and you'll be delighted, absolutely over the moon."
 
Gift Horse said:
"There's 25 of you on that web....I'm going to give you a chance to buy....some of you are buying two of them...what a great idea."

"This is valuable, it's unique, it's worth a fortune...we've got so few of these...but you can get it here tonite for a tenner on 4 flexis."

Re: Cheap plate: "It's spellbinding, it's mesmerising.....If you love beautiful things then you're going to want to get this."

"Muriel, I don't know which colour you're going for....but you've got to check out."
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I have to know, who's Muriel? 😀
 
MercuryAT said:
I have to know, who's Muriel? 😀
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His alter ego?

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"Please, please go and get these....for no other reason than....that it's a rock bottom, absolute rock bottom buy."
 
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This Ooohed, Okay…. Artisaned by magnificent young men and women of both genders over millennials, Right?? Perfoomiers of the highest enchelons since 1895 in the 20th century. Charley? Are people multi-buying these chocolate air fryers in bulk? NO, PETE…WE HAVEN’T SOLD SHYTE…Thank you, Charley… Yes…multi-buying in bulk… These wonderful plastic lurex coffins…Can I ask you to check out your caskets…Buy this pile of shyte for no other reason than it’s shyte, Okay?
 

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