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She could nag me off the planet with that foghorn motor mouth of hers.
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Ofthemasons is selling watches from his old mate Chrissie Duchamp tonight.
Honestly gang, the lads down the pub will have been admiring his outstanding example of premium horology.
Good luck if you get one - they will fly, and he means fly!
Honestly gang, the lads down the pub will have been admiring his outstanding example of premium horology.
Good luck if you get one - they will fly, and he means fly!
historymystery
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But is her mouth disappearing off the end of her chin yet? You'll know when its' gone, the drinking glasses in the kitchen will stop cracking.
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Lindsey - the mouthy one.
Lord Helpus
Can I just say...
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She has her ears in her cheeks and her brains in her butt.
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Just not a very good presenter essentially. The channel has a number of them. Some bad ones also. But at least one or two of those are entertainingly bad. Her and several others are just poor and unwatchable.
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I asked AI to design me a Christophe Duchamp watch and also the man himself...
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They look like medical, scientific or emmm adult related items of some description.
Not glasses!
His skin looks excellent for 150-years-old - must be drinking collagen, sleeping under a weighted blanket, avoiding patio doors and being around before Opatra came into being.
And using his walking machine/vibro power integrated, with cane alarm attached - very steam punk
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Bet it's the Grand Mont, they must have found another few thousand in the warehouse.
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Forty minutes spent on two water bottles. Cheapo fragrances next, and a fan. It will be the last time it goes to air apparently.
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Until the next last time. Fantasy RRP watch to come. Same s1T different day.
Herring
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I thought they looked like specimen glasses
. I definitely wouldn't drink a chilled Sauvignon Blanc out of one
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There's so many people queuing up to buy these fragrances, it would be wrong of me to take them off air. 
Two items he's presented in 80 minutes.
Two items he's presented in 80 minutes.
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I don’t want you to BUY them - I want you to TRY them, he says. The trouble is you ARE buying the fer…fer…fuc…item. It was such a special item, I can’t even remember what it was now. A glass hammer? A long weight? A solar powered hedgehog? The £6.99 he wanted for it tonight IS actually parting with money to secure goods…But hey, Mazza M. just tell the daft old cu…anything. They might even buy some of those horrendous childish font scrawled on the bottle perfumes - just to reinforce to their significant other how little they value them..£9.99 of value, in fact.
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He is selling a giant toilet roll with twirly bits now…
