Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

She could nag me off the planet with that foghorn motor mouth of hers.

 

[OutOut]

what the **** is that

 

[HughTwo]

Ofthemasons is selling watches from his old mate Chrissie Duchamp tonight.

Honestly gang, the lads down the pub will have been admiring his outstanding example of premium horology.
Good luck if you get one - they will fly, and he means fly!

 

[historymystery]

Just caught Foghorn Jacks flogging clothes. Looks as if she’s gone down the same route as fish lipped gargoyle and patio Pete. Shiny face and eyebrows getting nearer to her hairline.

But is her mouth disappearing off the end of her chin yet? You'll know when its' gone, the drinking glasses in the kitchen will stop cracking.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

what the **** is that

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Lindsey - the mouthy one.

 

[Lord Helpus]

She has her ears in her cheeks and her brains in her butt.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just not a very good presenter essentially. The channel has a number of them. Some bad ones also. But at least one or two of those are entertainingly bad. Her and several others are just poor and unwatchable.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I asked AI to design me a Christophe Duchamp watch and also the man himself...

 

[cheeky chappie]

They're selling these on the basis you hold the glass and the drink doesn't get warm because you're not actually touching it. You'll be the envy of all your friends. Don't turn up to a BBQ with food or drink, turn up with these instead!

Isn't that the point of the stem? hold them by the stem? for the same result??

It must just be me though because the phone lines have got absolutely nuts.View attachment 29399

They look like medical, scientific or emmm adult related items of some description.

Not glasses!

 

[HughTwo]

I asked AI to design me a Christophe Duchamp watch and also the man himself...

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His skin looks excellent for 150-years-old - must be drinking collagen, sleeping under a weighted blanket, avoiding patio doors and being around before Opatra came into being.

 

[Samki]

His skin looks excellent for 150-years-old - must be drinking collagen, sleeping under a weighted blanket, avoiding patio doors and being around before Opatra came into being.

And using his walking machine/vibro power integrated, with cane alarm attached - very steam punk

 

[HughTwo]

Offthemasons is going to be selling the watches that are "the most desirable in the business"

Don't tell Kevski!

 

[galesgal57]

Offthemasons is going to be selling the watches that are "the most desirable in the business"

Don't tell Kevski!

Bet it's the Grand Mont, they must have found another few thousand in the warehouse.

 

[galesgal57]

Forty minutes spent on two water bottles. Cheapo fragrances next, and a fan. It will be the last time it goes to air apparently.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Until the next last time. Fantasy RRP watch to come. Same s1T different day.

 

[Herring]

Ah but it's first layer leatherette ...

Spat my coffee out reading that classic

 

[Muttley]

They look like medical, scientific or emmm adult related items of some description.

Not glasses!

I thought they looked like specimen glasses. I definitely wouldn't drink a chilled Sauvignon Blanc out of one

 

[galesgal57]

There's so many people queuing up to buy these fragrances, it would be wrong of me to take them off air. Two items he's presented in 80 minutes.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t want you to BUY them - I want you to TRY them, he says. The trouble is you ARE buying the fer…fer…fuc…item. It was such a special item, I can’t even remember what it was now. A glass hammer? A long weight? A solar powered hedgehog? The £6.99 he wanted for it tonight IS actually parting with money to secure goods…But hey, Mazza M. just tell the daft old cu…anything. They might even buy some of those horrendous childish font scrawled on the bottle perfumes - just to reinforce to their significant other how little they value them..£9.99 of value, in fact.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is selling a giant toilet roll with twirly bits now…