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Chef wise, currently they certainly have nobody you would say deserves that term put in front of their name. Chef Joe? Anybody who produces seriously undercooked meat on a cookery demonstration (as others have said he did last night) does NOT deserve to be called Chef anything. Beef burgers can often have other meats combined in the mix - pork for example. Care needs to be taken in making sure the meat is visibly cooked throughout. Joe is presented to air as some sort of professional cook. For me, I see him more as a guy who works as a jack of all trades shopping television presenter, who likes to cook. There’s a difference.

Chef Mark? Anybody who regularly sees or hears him on-air will doubt his credibility as a competent chef. Telling us about his experience of Michelin ‘Four Star’ restaurants and pouring water into a powered on grill with the dangerous consequences of doing so.

John Campbell from the old Ideal World pointedly never called himself a chef. But he was one of the most competent and honest in approach cookery demonstrators they had. Chef Jack, albeit a joker and cocky, was at least a competent if not repetitive cook, what I saw of him. Chef Paul was a long-term guest on previous Ideal World versions. Probably the best they have had, and a proper chef with a background in owning restaurants and cooking in them.
Listen, I'm here to tell you (again) that our man Mark runs one of the finest eating establishments in the East of England.

A fast food van in a lay-by off the A11 twixt Thetford and Norwich. He does a flambéd hamburger (charcoaled on the outside, rare on the inside) and soggy chips par excellence.

This is a well-known spot in the area mainly due to the number of times the local fire brigade has been called out to dowse the flames from his flambéd creations. The man is a legend and a Michelin chef. Oh no, make that a Firestone cook.
 
Listen, I'm here to tell you (again) that our man Mark runs one of the finest eating establishments in the East of England.

A fast food van in a lay-by off the A11 twixt Thetford and Norwich. He does a flambéd hamburger (charcoaled on the outside, rare on the inside) and soggy chips par excellence.

This is a well-known spot in the area mainly due to the number of times the local fire brigade has been called out to dowse the flames from his flambéd creations. The man is a legend and a Michelin chef. Oh no, make that a Firestone cook.

There was a TV chef called Mark,
Who wet electrical grills for a lark.
His food was so rare,
Eat it? You'd not dare,
Least 'til it cooked through with a spark!
💥🥩
 
Do Ideal sell these buckles? Surely Dirty Peter and OftheMasons would love one! Good luck if you get it.
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Do Ideal sell these buckles? Surely Dirty Peter and OftheMasons would love one! Good luck if you get it.View attachment 29249

That is… a peculiar buckle! It's too ornate. If he sat down too fast those horns might dig in to his belly. And the gold effect is just… trashy? It does look like something TJC would sell 😂.

Buuuuut…

I shouldn't critique; I am a fan of an eye-catching buckle.

I used to wear this one religiously, until the back clasp broke. I bought a similar one from eBay but it wasn't the same quality so I switched to just not being a show off instead.

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Old selfie that, btw and I cropped my face out – but yes that mirror was dirty (it was taken in the era before I knew about Blue Magic®, H2O electrolysed water, and Waterless Wash Wax) and of course I replaced the squeeze mop and bucket in the background with a spinning electric contraption that doesn't simply push the dirty water around (until IW sold those a few days later so I replaced the contraption with a mop and bucket as nothing beats 'em apparently ;)).
 
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There was a TV chef called Mark,
Who wet electrical grills for a lark.
His food was so rare,
Eat it? You'd not dare,
Least 'til it cooked through with a spark!
💥🥩
There was a young Ken Barlow called Mark
Who took up cooking for a lark
But he soon learnt
It's more fun when it's burnt
And now he keeps causing a spark
 
There was a young Ken Barlow called Mark
Who took up cooking for a lark
But he soon learnt
It's more fun when it's burnt
And now he keeps causing a spark

Much better than mine, Doc! 😂

I don't want to start a limerick war, but I'm gonna have to up my game…

Award-winning Pedro would cry:
"It's that good - go 'av a buy!"
His deals were so fake,
He'd confessed 'hell awaits',
Yet the pensioners still bought his lies…
 
Much better than mine, Doc! 😂

I don't want to start a limerick war, but I'm gonna have to up my game…

Award-winning Pedro would cry:
"It's that good - go 'av a buy!"
His deals were so fake,
He'd confessed 'hell awaits',
Yet the pensioners still bought his lies…
no I loved yours, very inspiring (y) You nailed Pedro too
 

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