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Jesus, he hasn't changed a bit, just added a couple words to his vocab, even back then he was an unfunny ********* and his posture/mannerisms all scream look at me i'm ******* special.
I wonder what he would do if a man spoke to The Goddess like that. Having said that she sounds quite feisty so she would probably tell someone to 'Foxtrot Oscar' and wouldn't need Mikey Boy to defend her.
 
Makes Jim Davidson seem like a feminist. Mason's patter is straight out of the 1970s.
I had never seen this before. No surprise, I suppose, as I suspect it was buried on ITV’s post-epilogue programmes in the early hours of 2000s’ mornings. Not much past the days when Paul Lavers was still remembered as Anglia’s Mr. Midnight. His rhetoric is shall we say, historic even for those pre-PC(ish) times. Not much has changed to this day, essentially.
 
Dirty Peter is back at 6pm, another double of shift.

I presume he goes for a sandwich and a collagen drink on his break.
Not only is it a sandwich, not only is it made of bread but has a filling, ok, alright, ok.
And they're at a clearance price. Only £1 at the cafe.
Yes, just £1.....,.............first of four flexis......ok, alright.......they should have been 8 pound....ok
 
Dirty Peter is back at 6pm, another double of shift.

I presume he goes for a sandwich and a collagen drink on his break.
Not only is it a sandwich, not only is it made of bread but has a filling, ok, alright, ok.
And they're at a clearance price. Only £1 at the cafe.
Yes, just £1.....,.............first of four flexis......ok, alright.......they should have been 8 pound....ok
Will you stop doing this please, I keep reading your posts and hear Peter Simon speaking those words in my head🤣🤣🤣

But I forgive you because I now know to avoid Freeview channel 51 at 6pm😊
 
Love it how Emma is punting this endless tripe and always seems to have only just bought a quality branded version, eg Garmin watch, birchenstock sandals, and seemingly deeply regrets, when she could have had the IW tat version that will end up in a cupboard/landfill inside a few months. Someones telling pork pies Emma ;)
 



 
Hopefully there's never a pic anywhere of Dirty Pete on his hols - clad only in the fraying blue shorts.

Not only are they blue, not only are they crusty but there's a big fear the gusset has perished, ok.
All they need is soaked in collagen.......it really makes a different....alright.....on your knees, on your hips....on your gussets........terrific buy
 
She's admitted that she is overweight. Better rev up the Vibroplate Sal, you'll shed the excess pounds in no time, after all, it's worked for Pervy Pete.
Didn't they used to sell Jane Plan? That and the Vibroplate should sort her out because they say its so easy.

I've just lost a couple of pounds, I've recently cut back on sugar, have slightly smaller portions and exercise a bit more. Nothing radical.
 
Didn't they used to sell Jane Plan? That and the Vibroplate should sort her out because they say its so easy.

I've just lost a couple of pounds, I've recently cut back on sugar, have slightly smaller portions and exercise a bit more. Nothing radical.
it's radical, hero products we really need - you must know that by now.

From your sugars to your portions to your exercise, alright, it would all be solved by collagen, ok.
Multi-buy if you can, and at this price, well, ok, ave a buy
 
Hopefully there's never a pic anywhere of Dirty Pete on his hols - clad only in the fraying blue shorts.

Not only are they blue, not only are they crusty but there's a big fear the gusset has perished, ok.
All they need is soaked in collagen.......it really makes a different....alright.....on your knees, on your hips....on your gussets........terrific buy
Thank God there isn’t.

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