Random musings and general banter.

Lord Helpus said:

Natalia is getting shinier by the day. Why anyone would wish to look like her is beyond me.

But I do have the perfect signature tune for her. Warning:
If you listen to this song you'll be singing it all day.

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She could get a job as a belisha beacon.

Iconic perfume priced to clear. There is an oxymoron in there somewhere. Janet Freyger…Jenit Reiger…Come on, Walter. Get it right. After all, you did say she is iconic…Yanga Langa now…Bay City Rollers…

Janet Reger was famous for designing women's undies wasn't she? Not fragrances.

Everything is priced to clear.

Can’t wait for his intro this Sunday Night, Forget the Euros Final, this is the only place to be

Tan is the colour of the year, really Peter

Next piece of tat…

Laura Ashley watches first layer leather, should be £214 down to £29.99 LOL

Those watches genuinely remind me of what would fall out from a pull off from a £20 box of Christmas crackers when you are pushing the kayak out on the big day. Never in all my days of watching shopping television have I seen such a relentless stream of undesirable cheap and nasty products displayed. And as for the new studio…just what was the point of it? A new decorating table from B&Q would have worked better.

Lord Helpus said:

Natalia is getting shinier by the day. Why anyone would wish to look like her is beyond me.

But I do have the perfect signature tune for her. Warning:
If you listen to this song you'll be singing it all day.

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My current ear worm is John Wayne is big leggy - I think it’s by the same group

My God…. I had totally forgotten that one. Peter Simon is Big Smeggy…was a similar tune.

Duke of Cheese said:

My God…. I had totally forgotten that one. Peter Simon is Big Smeggy…was a similar tune.

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I can’t believe they got away with singing it on TOTP

Friday Fashion Size Zero….

Duke of Cheese said:

Friday Fashion Size Zero….

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Is that the in colour for tents this summer?

Hammy60 said:

Is that the in colour for tents this summer?

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Tents are a little more restrained this season.

Duke of Cheese said:

Those watches genuinely remind me of what would fall out from a pull off from a £20 box of Christmas crackers when you are pushing the kayak out on the big day. Never in all my days of watching shopping television have I seen such a relentless stream of undesirable cheap and nasty products displayed. And as for the new studio…just what was the point of it? A new decorating table from B&Q would have worked better.

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And the catwalk for models to parade along.......













for 4 or 5 steps usually.

Charley made a appearance

'We're not trying to frighten you, but what happens if a crazed killer breaks into your house, you're in bed all alone, and you wake up to find him standing at the bottom of your bed with a chainsaw in his hand ... a chainsaw that is already dripping in blood. Where is fido your pet dog, strange she's not barking?

Like we say though, we're not trying to frighten you, buy this £50 piece of sh1t alarm system and your house will be a killer free zone!'

Niwa said:

All the burglar would have to do is find the hub with the sounder and give it a couple of stomps. I doubt if it makes anymore volume than my wifes rape alarm.
We tried that and it couldn't be really heard outside of the house so pretty much useless as a personal accident alarm.
Without an external sounder any alarm system is going to unable to attract any attention whatever the cause for its actuation.

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Not seen the product/demo (or channel much either these days!), but does this have any WiFi/internet alerting or message capability beyond sounding an alarm?

What you would people do without television channel to complain about!

saintslad said:

What you would people do without television channel to complain about!

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What makes you think that IW is the only thing to complain about, heck i spend my life complaining & moaning, i'm not called a grumpy old git for nowt you know.