Random musings and general banter.

Duke of Cheese said:

Why don't they utilise the extra space better? If not, what is the point of the extra space,?

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Exactly, If you weren’t a regular viewer you wouldn’t know they had moved

I see they read the texts from a tablet now

Jazzydrury said:

Yiannis is sat behind the desk, do they think they are newsreaders

If most are just gonna sit there, they shouldn’t have bothered

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Can you imagine if they were?

Good evening and here is the news from Ideal World:

Inflation is rising to 100% - so buy now, multi buy if you can. Prices can only go up from now on. We can only tell you the truth.

Christophe Duchamp, the famous Swiss watchmaker, is celebrating his centenary in production. He himself is 120 years old and still working.

Our presenter Sally Jacks has won a special award for feeding middle class Asian children some of whom were feelng a bit peckish. A statue of Sally in her voluminous dress is being constructed.

And finally the weather:
A heatwave is due to hit the UK imminently with temperatures as high as 22°. The Minister for Hype and High Temperatures, Peter Simon, is advising every home to buy - or multibuy - IW cooling fans and this is backed up by Science minister Peter Voltmeter who demonstrated the awesome power of these machines on tv.

Well, that's the news from Ideal World, have a good evening.

I bought one of those smart watches for my wife to record the number of steps she was walking every day. It wouldn't connect properly with the app, failed to store the data and then packed up.

Sorry Yiannis, they are rubbish.

Lord Helpus said:

Can you imagine if they were?

Good evening and here is the news from Ideal World:

Inflation is rising to 100% - so buy now, multi buy if you can. Prices can only go up from now on. We can only tell you the truth.

Christophe Duchamp, the famous Swiss watchmaker, is celebrating his centenary in production. He himself is 120 years old and still working.

Our presenter Sally Jacks has won a special award for feeding middle class Asian children some of whom were feelng a bit peckish. A statue of Sally in her voluminous dress is being constructed.

And finally the weather:
A heatwave is due to hit the UK imminently with temperatures as high as 22°. The Minister for Hype and High Temperatures, Peter Simon, is advising every home to buy - or multibuy - IW cooling fans and this is backed up by Science minister Peter Voltmeter who demonstrated the awesome power of these machines on tv.

Well, that's the news from Ideal World, have a good evening.

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Jezza, would have Duchamp in the studio.

The Fans are becoming a bit of a joke, especially, seeing we are having one of the coolest summers for years, looking at the Apps I’m in Bristol and until middle of month highest temperatures 20/21c

Just looked up the Average summer temp in the uk is around 21 to 23c down South, so really we are getting average weather. But IW have to overhype

Lord Helpus said:

Can you imagine if they were?

Good evening and here is the news from Ideal World:

Inflation is rising to 100% - so buy now, multi buy if you can. Prices can only go up from now on. We can only tell you the truth.

Christophe Duchamp, the famous Swiss watchmaker, is celebrating his centenary in production. He himself is 120 years old and still working.

Our presenter Sally Jacks has won a special award for feeding middle class Asian children some of whom were feelng a bit peckish. A statue of Sally in her voluminous dress is being constructed.

And finally the weather:
A heatwave is due to hit the UK imminently with temperatures as high as 22°. The Minister for Hype and High Temperatures, Peter Simon, is advising every home to buy - or multibuy - IW cooling fans and this is backed up by Science minister Peter Voltmeter who demonstrated the awesome power of these machines on tv.

Well, that's the news from Ideal World, have a good evening.

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And in Showbiz News, David Van Day and Sally Jacks have reformed to bring us this single

To Sum up IW here we go

Jazzydrury said:

To Sum up IW here we go

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Ideal World needs to multi-buy them.

Can you lot tell I’ve too much time on my hands

Fan again

Fan demo, Yiannis is holding paper towel. To show a breeze how desperate do you get

Jazzydrury said:

I see they read the texts from a tablet now

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Maybe they could sell one?

Jazzydrury said:

You are safe that was yesterday

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Whew!

Jazzydrury said:

The Fans are becoming a bit of a joke, especially, seeing we are having one of the coolest summers for years, looking at the Apps I’m in Bristol and until middle of month highest temperatures 20/21c

Just looked up the Average summer temp in the uk is around 21 to 23c down South, so really we are getting average weather. But IW have to overhype

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They're trying to sell one fan promoting the technology while slagging off the rest of the other fans don't they realise they sell those ones also haha, turned over and saw mike selling one made me laugh

That mens fashion show that was on the other day can't remember what day as I just switched it over but it was Yiannis and some floor guy, couldn't stop laughing!

Jazzydrury said:

I see they read the texts from a tablet now

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Is that a stone tablet like Moses found?

Lord Helpus said:

Can you imagine if they were?

Good evening and here is the news from Ideal World:

Inflation is rising to 100% - so buy now, multi buy if you can. Prices can only go up from now on. We can only tell you the truth.

Christophe Duchamp, the famous Swiss watchmaker, is celebrating his centenary in production. He himself is 120 years old and still working.

Our presenter Sally Jacks has won a special award for feeding middle class Asian children some of whom were feelng a bit peckish. A statue of Sally in her voluminous dress is being constructed.

And finally the weather:
A heatwave is due to hit the UK imminently with temperatures as high as 22°. The Minister for Hype and High Temperatures, Peter Simon, is advising every home to buy - or multibuy - IW cooling fans and this is backed up by Science minister Peter Voltmeter who demonstrated the awesome power of these machines on tv.

Well, that's the news from Ideal World, have a good evening.

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Remember the film Liar, Liar? They could do a remake based on IW

Lord Helpus said:

I bought one of those smart watches for my wife to record the number of steps she was walking every day. It wouldn't connect properly with the app, failed to store the data and then packed up.

Sorry Yiannis, they are rubbish.

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I had a very well known fitness watch. Never recorded the number of times I went upstairs,& showed I slept around 30 minutes a nigh but the heart rate worked ok. Used it for around a year then gave up. Strange thing was when the weather was very windy, it might say I went upstairs 45 to 50 a day

Dr Sally Jacks, sufferer of every ailment know to man (or woman) in full flow today. CBD is todays miracle cure, although, given she has so many miracle cures on her daily intake schedule, i'm not sure how she can tell which one is the one that is actually working.