Random musings and general banter.

Joy! A whole hour of Gammon at 7.

Duke of Cheese said:

I wanted to but was advised not to!

Silly Girl has resurfaced on QVC…Still mentioning her family…

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Which silly girl are you referring to because they’re all silly on QVC?

I can't see how a tiny box like that can cool a whole room. Muriel has bought one of course.

galesgal57 said:

I can't see how a tiny box like that can cool a whole room. Muriel has bought one of course.

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Pedro has bought two of them for Josh and Bet.

His lover and his dog...Reverse the order on that...

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

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It's a wonder he didn't say 'dogging'

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

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Mommabear said:

It's a wonder he didn't say 'dogging'

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Maybe he clamps his victims first.

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

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I wonder did he mean Glamping….. oh, and he’s wittering about Gammon again. He’s not even making sense!

Bacon perfume. Nothing changes. Walter's three favourite words... Probably...May....And BS. Technical Sellout, My Ar....And on to his should be £600 Aviator watch... Don't tell me...£77.99...Comedian...

Duke of Cheese said:

Bacon perfume. Nothing changes. Walter's three favourite words... Probably...May....And BS. Technical Sellout, My Ar....And on to his should be £600 Aviator watch... Don't tell me...£77.99...Comedian...

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What other meat smells can we have as perfume brands? Scratchings... or beef....Flank...Sirloin or how about Giblets

When he said Black Hoodie, I thought he said Black Pudding…..

There are no beginnings to his credibility.

Pinocchio Pete selling handbags now. They should be £149, we were going to bring them to air at £79. We've all heard it so many times before, you become immune to it.

An apology price, he says. He’s got a few of those to do to put things right. Muriel, Gertrude, Walter…Walter selling to Walter…Tacky looking bags would go well with some cheap shoes, Clarice.. We need AB from Auditing Britain to do some filming there.

Just turned over it’s the Cooler Box again

Jazzydrury said:

Just turned over it’s the Cooler Box again

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he called it an ice cube, perhaps technically it is cube shaped

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

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What you don't understand is that PS is playing a very subtle game with us all, on multiple levels, intertwined and self-referencing.

"This watch should be £600".

Simon says: "This watch should be £600".

Spot the lie.
One of these statements is true.

Simon says!

I’ve made a thread like this for Seen on TV