Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Joy! A whole hour of Gammon at 7.

 

[Misty]

I wanted to but was advised not to!

Silly Girl has resurfaced on QVC…Still mentioning her family…

Which silly girl are you referring to because they’re all silly on QVC?

 

[galesgal57]

I can't see how a tiny box like that can cool a whole room. Muriel has bought one of course.

 

[galesgal57]

I can't see how a tiny box like that can cool a whole room. Muriel has bought one of course.

Pedro has bought two of them for Josh and Bet.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His lover and his dog...Reverse the order on that...

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

 

[Mommabear]

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

It's a wonder he didn't say 'dogging'

 

[Herring]

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

 

[galesgal57]

It's a wonder he didn't say 'dogging'

Maybe he clamps his victims first.

 

[Kit10]

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

I wonder did he mean Glamping….. oh, and he’s wittering about Gammon again. He’s not even making sense!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Bacon perfume. Nothing changes. Walter's three favourite words... Probably...May....And BS. Technical Sellout, My Ar....And on to his should be £600 Aviator watch... Don't tell me...£77.99...Comedian...

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Bacon perfume. Nothing changes. Walter's three favourite words... Probably...May....And BS. Technical Sellout, My Ar....And on to his should be £600 Aviator watch... Don't tell me...£77.99...Comedian...

What other meat smells can we have as perfume brands? Scratchings... or beef....Flank...Sirloin or how about Giblets

 

[Kit10]

When he said Black Hoodie, I thought he said Black Pudding…..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

There are no beginnings to his credibility.

 

[galesgal57]

Pinocchio Pete selling handbags now. They should be £149, we were going to bring them to air at £79. We've all heard it so many times before, you become immune to it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

An apology price, he says. He’s got a few of those to do to put things right. Muriel, Gertrude, Walter…Walter selling to Walter…Tacky looking bags would go well with some cheap shoes, Clarice.. We need AB from Auditing Britain to do some filming there.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just turned over it’s the Cooler Box again

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Just turned over it’s the Cooler Box again

he called it an ice cube, perhaps technically it is cube shaped

 

[PhædrusR]

Peter Simon says you can use the solar powered torch when out 'clamping' I think he means camping but who knows

What you don't understand is that PS is playing a very subtle game with us all, on multiple levels, intertwined and self-referencing.

"This watch should be £600".

Simon says: "This watch should be £600".

Spot the lie.
One of these statements is true.

Simon says!

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’ve made a thread like this for Seen on TV