Worst present ever!

[ohnonotshoppingagain]

I would never buy this and I certainly would never buy it as a gift for someone - yep, stinks to high heaven as a gift.

Pun intended.

 

[Sydney Starlett]

Well I hope the keep some of it back for the Q studios because there's often a whiff BS in the air for sure.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Neighbours have their Christmas tree up already (probably from weekend).

Far too early for me.

 

[boffy]

i don't know why but i am itching to put the wreath on the door and light up my front garden with rice lights.

 

[candycane]

Yes Andi, the chocolate todger had indeed been through many women's hands before it got to me. :mysmilie_17: I put it in the fridge fully intending to give it her back as a joke for her birthday, I told the husband he could have it though if he wanted, he did and ate it with a cup of tea, he found it hilarious but said he broke it up first, because it felt weird eating it whole. :
mysmilie_17:

:mysmilie_15: :mysmilie_15: Lordy, lordy lordy. There are worse folks out there than me and Mr CC :mysmilie_13:

CC

 

[Lemonpop]

i don't know why but i am itching to put the wreath on the door and light up my front garden with rice lights.

Me too but hubby says too early.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

I find once the first neighbour puts them up it spreads like a rash. Several more this week.

 

[ERICS MUM]

Was the chocolate willy 2 inches shorter after being in the fridge ?

 

[shopperholic]

Was the chocolate willy 2 inches shorter after being in the fridge ?

:mysmilie_15:

 

[boffy]

Me too but hubby says too early.

bah humbug ...........................

 

[candycane]

The todger comments on this thread are far too funny :mysmilie_17:

CC

 

[Tarketta]

The todger comments on this thread are far too funny :mysmilie_17:

CC

Totally agree - it's the gift that keeps giving :mysmilie_17:

 

[ERICS MUM]

I love a bit of mild smut !

 

[shopperholic]

I love a bit of mild smut !

Yeah me too, all harmless fun, that's the long and the short of it. :mysmilie_3: :mysmilie_17:

 

[Tarketta]

Heh heh heh

...back on to the original 'worst present ever', an ad for these inexplicably found its way to my FB timeline - dreadful name and even worse price!!!

https://www.cultbeauty.co.uk/aesop-...lay&utm_source=adroll&utm_campaign=dynamic_NF

 

[AndiK]

Heh heh heh

...back on to the original 'worst present ever', an ad for these inexplicably found its way to my FB timeline - dreadful name and even worse price!!!

https://www.cultbeauty.co.uk/aesop-...lay&utm_source=adroll&utm_campaign=dynamic_NF

"Post Poo Drops" - that has got to be the worst name anyone could come up with and it sounds like something you would only get on prescription. At least it's unambiguous, although I'm sure if QVC sold it, some idiot on FB would be asking if you use it before or after using the toilet, or if it's for your eyes. Or, worse, will they be able to try it at the Beauty Bash.

 

[Tarketta]

"Post Poo Drops" - that has got to be the worst name anyone could come up with and it sounds like something you would only get on prescription. At least it's unambiguous, although I'm sure if QVC sold it, some idiot on FB would be asking if you use it before or after using the toilet, or if it's for your eyes. Or, worse, will they be able to try it at the Beauty Bash.

Not sure if you're familiar with Modern Toss, but it sounds like something Mr Tourette would come up with :mysmilie_17:

 

[AndiK]

Not sure if you're familiar with Modern Toss, but it sounds like something Mr Tourette would come up with :mysmilie_17:

Oh god, I love Modern Toss - I have two of their tee shirts! It's been a while since I've looked at the books or thought about them. Must dig them out!