I personally would love to see the Slim n Lift or Lift n Shape knickers woman on again. She made me almost split my sides with laughter with her rather unforgiving comments as she was disrobing these poor ladies' middle aged midriffs to flop out and balloon all over the place!
I would also like to see Jill Franks wired up to a polygraph machine whilst presenting.... " I simply cannot LIVE without this.....mmmm Simon Wilson let me kiss your" the silly old trout! I'd like to see how truthful they all are!
How about a makeover day with Trinny and Susannah presenting whilst the presenters are wired up to a polygraph? "
Can you imagine it:
Trinny: You so look good in this. It makes your tits look terrific!
Presenter: I I so LOVE this!" (Beep! Oh no you don't!)
Leighton Denny, Lets put this JoeJoeba cuticle cream on mmmhmm.
Harald: Oh I don't just use a sewing machine I use my heart!
Joan Rivers: Here take a look at this old tat and accessorize your wardrobe with my egg necklace!
Dennis Basso: Raaaaaaaaaaa! I got a new faux shearling coat for ya!
Or how about "QVC Big Brother" where they all get locked in and have to complete tasks?!
Or how about a documentary that allows us to look into their houses and the labels on their dresses!?
I would also like to see Jill Franks wired up to a polygraph machine whilst presenting.... " I simply cannot LIVE without this.....mmmm Simon Wilson let me kiss your" the silly old trout! I'd like to see how truthful they all are!
How about a makeover day with Trinny and Susannah presenting whilst the presenters are wired up to a polygraph? "
Can you imagine it:
Trinny: You so look good in this. It makes your tits look terrific!
Presenter: I I so LOVE this!" (Beep! Oh no you don't!)
Leighton Denny, Lets put this JoeJoeba cuticle cream on mmmhmm.
Harald: Oh I don't just use a sewing machine I use my heart!
Joan Rivers: Here take a look at this old tat and accessorize your wardrobe with my egg necklace!
Dennis Basso: Raaaaaaaaaaa! I got a new faux shearling coat for ya!
Or how about "QVC Big Brother" where they all get locked in and have to complete tasks?!
Or how about a documentary that allows us to look into their houses and the labels on their dresses!?
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