Another one who is almost unrecognisable, although less scarily, is Nicole Kidman. Carol Vorderman just looks like roughly human-shaped wax. Silly, silly woman. Beverley Callard, although I don’t dislike her, is heading that way. Mel B is turning into another narrow-eyed, expressionless shadow of her former self. Why, why, why?!!Ruth still looks relatively untouched. Carol Vorderman, sadly, has become unrecognisable.
(Please leave me a saucer of milk by the door.)