Warning, warning :down:

[fredab]

Do not switch QVC on wednesday night at 9pm mr. smarmy is doing an hour of beauty makeovers featuring Sue Devittuke:

 

[star234]

sorry, maybe haveing a dense morning, who is Mr Smarmy?

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Has to be Charlie I reckon..or Dale...or Simon. They all fit the smarmy bill!!

 

[RICKY S]

Do not switch QVC on wednesday night at 9pm mr. smarmy is doing an hour of beauty makeovers featuring Sue Devittuke:

Gawd spare us, please?!?!

 

[lilian]

Juat can't see the sense in it. Why is HE doing this ?

 

[fredab]

Mr. Smarmy = Mr. Charlie Brook - yuk!

 

[star234]

Mr. Smarmy = Mr. Charlie Brook - yuk!

ahhhhhhh, thank you:nod:

 

[barbedwire]

I'm looking forward to it already:

Charlie: 'Now here we've got item number 123456 the Sue Devitt Lipstick Collection - would I be right in thinking that lipstick goes on to your lips?'

Guest: 'Indeed so, Charlie...'

Charlie: 'And do you need to have lips in order to buy this kit - I'd imagine you would?'

Guest: 'Yes, indeed so Charlie...'

Charlie: 'And what sort of lips would be ideal - young ones, old ones, little thin pursed ones? I could imagine my partner wearing this, but I could also see my little girl who is four carrying these off too...'

Guest: 'Yes, Charlie they're ideal for everyone young or old...'

Charlie: 'And I'm also thinking you could use these in an emergency as eyeshadow too?'

Guest: 'We wouldn't recommend it Charlie, these are designed for the lip area'

Charlie: 'Great, great - fascinating...so they CAN double up as eyeshadow for anyone that doesn't have lips or is thinking of getting rid of theirs..'

Guest: 'No...I just said...never mind...'

Charlie: 'Moving on - next we have item number 123457 the Sue Devitt Eyeshadow Collection - now am I right in thinking that because it says eyeshadow we can use this on our cheeks?'

Guest: 'No...'

Charlie: 'That's great - I'm just thinking this green one here would look fabulous as a blusher - my little girl would love this...'

*carries on ad infinitum*

 

[BurlyBeaR]

lets hope these products dont come in a hinged box...uke:

 

[fredab]

Cavegirl - ****** brilliant and so true. LOL

 

[lilian]

Can I add my two penneth

Charlie: And look at this, the attention to detail. So believable. The elegance. Look at this. Its superb quality. Its getting very busy on those phones. Unbelievable. It works so well .

 

[silversequin]

And how about: "my little girl is not old enough for make up but I am getting this mascara and putting it with the triple A tanzanite i have bought for her 18th, it is has that same rareness, that same exclusivity"

What on earth will he be presenting next, Spanx?

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

What on earth will he be presenting next, Spanx?

Hopefully: might sort out his fat head. :cheeky:

 

[donna255]

Or his famous.

Imagine wearing this(eyeshadow,blush,mascara,lipstick/gloss,foundation. Insert as per product), at that candlelit dinner, that cruise.

I shall miss this due to swigging champagne at a SpaceNK thing.
Know which one I prefer.

 

[ERICS MUM]

And how about: "my little girl is not old enough for make up but I am getting this mascara and putting it with the triple A tanzanite i have bought for her 18th, it is has that same rareness, that same exclusivity"

What on earth will he be presenting next, Spanx?

Hmmm, probably Betty Grey-Away.

Take.. a.. look.. at..this... It could well be perfect for my mum on the Isle of Wight, or my sister the famous model. I've also bought a bottle for my daughter's 50th birthday and I think I'm right in saying that Julia Roberts would love the purple shade. Superbly priced at therdy too pounds and twenny eight pence.

 

[star234]

still beats Craig, or.... hm well maybe not: imagine the following:

Oh yes, I bought one of these (insert lip stick, eye shadow ect) last week and find the colour goes so well with my skin tone:smirk:

 

[DramaCat]

Cavegirl, you are wasted! Brilliant

I cringed when he said he had a Bare Escentuals oto for us at 9pm, it's wrong on so many levels

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

still beats Craig, or.... hm well maybe not: imagine the following:

Oh yes, I bought one of these (insert lip stick, eye shadow ect) last week and find the colour goes so well with my skin tone:smirk:

I find that totally believable!

Besides, why shouldn't QVC go after the Tranny Pound? :grin:

 

[Seahorse]

I like Charlie, he's funny :grin:

 

[Loveinamist]

Charlie has just had the agate bracelet on, he took it off quick, wonder if gallery told him to.