Versatile Versa Knit

[Mommabear]

....or should that be Nit

 

[Mommabear]

 

[argeybargey]

Just what I needed, something else to get wrapped round the wheels of me scoot, and bring me to a sharp halt. Still, while I'm whizzing over the handlebars perhaps if I flapped hard enough I could fly? xxxxxxxx

 

[Mrs James]

AKA The Itsanit

what's with all the multi-function sh**e they insist on trying to flog us? The 8-in-1 frock has a lot to answer for !!!

 

[BusyLizzie]

AKA The Itsanit

what's with all the multi-function sh**e they insist on trying to flog us? The 8-in-1 frock has a lot to answer for !!!

Oh come on, own up - you've gone for one in each colour!

 

[vampyre]

Coco Chanel is turning in her grave.

 

[brenny]

Looks like they now photograph models with no make up as well,

 

[Mrs James]

Oh come on, own up - you've gone for one in each colour!

alas, it looks a bit of a skimpy fit :tassles:

 

[Kathy]

A perfect match for my itsacrap trouser. Hide

 

[vampyre]

A perfect match for my itsacrap trouser. Hide

What will you wear under it? 21st century corsetry and a little Tee perhaps?:emo:

 

[Mrs James]

What will you wear under it? 21st century corsetry and a little Tee perhaps?:emo:

just a tena-lady i suspect :toilet:

 

[Chess]

Oh dear God, look at Shelagh just now if you can!!!!!

 

[Mrs James]

Oh dear God, look at Shelagh just now if you can!!!!!

yay jeggings !!! :thinking2:

 

[Rozzy]

:tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:

 

[merryone]

What a useless garment? Won't keep you warm 'cos it looks paper thin, and doesn't have arms. Won't cover your arms, cos it's got no arms. Won't cover your arse cos it's paper thin. It wouldn't be so bad if it was pretty, and enhanced your look, but it's hideoulsy ugly. So You might as well drape an old pram blanket over your shoulders for what it's worth, or better still buy a nice little cardi! What a load of old sh*t!...said in Catherine Tate's "nan" voice!

 

[Mommabear]

That top they're trying to flog with it is awful too

I think if you told Sheeelur she looked like a pile of shi*e she'd reply "yessss...mmmm". She says it to everything

Head of Fashion is Johnathon apparently, this may be him

 

[Diane]

Ghastly!!!!!!

 

[cheesecake]

Worst. Garment. Ever.

Hideous, disgusting, sh*te, and the guest could do with picking up her 'h's, you're on telly woman!!

Shouldn't that be Itsash*t, not Itsanit?

What will they think of next? Congrats Moira, not THE most hideous fashion item ever seen now!!

 

[Mommabear]

Yep, I think that's knocked Myra off top spot :smirk:

Made me laugh this morning when Joanne said you could tie it in the middle, like she'd got it, or you could tie it to the side. She did that and in a few seconds it was back where it started, in the middle again

 

[Mrs James]

i reckon you could tie it round your crotch if you felt inclined ?