Underused words/phrases on QVC

[yazrose]

Well we have a thread for overused words/phrases that QVC use, so I thought I would do a thread for words/phrases that we would like QVC to use more often.


I will go for:

Try not to exceed the never mentioned 50% of items returned policy.


Continue...............

 

[Jan]

We have exhorbitant P & P and the item will take an eternity to arrive at your address.

 

[brenny]

Although we say its exclusive to us , you can infact get it cheaper and quicker elsewhere

 

[Love A'kin]

Well it's not actually the full size...it is in fact the smallest size mineral foundation that Bare Escentuals produce - but we think we can get away with calling it "the full size" because most of our customers won't know any different.

 

[sillysausage]

I'm trying to sell this jacket/shirt/sweater/whatever to you, but I would not be seen dead wearing it...:grin:

 

[silversequin]

it's quite nice really

it's ok if you like that sort of thing

if you buy this then you've got more money than sense

I can't stand Christmas myself

Yoghurt makes me heave

Actually you can chose from a vast range of products on your local high street, and have a fun day out shopping with your friends, a nice lunch use public transport and not have to pay parking fees

 

[petpixie]

''I'ts total cr@P, but I've got to shift at least 100 of the bliddy things so get dialling or I'll be standing in the dole queue tomorrow.''

 

[AllThatGlitters]

Ask yourself..."Do I really need this?"

If you vomit down your clothes a lot, you'll love the Kim & Co patterns and washability.

This would suit an older person with no taste.

No need to brave the High Street and breach your ASBO.

 

[dollydimple]

Basso, your business practices are atrocious, take a hike..........and take your faux fur with you.

 

[mermaid]

'have you checked out TK Maxx? You can get most of our handbags there waaaay cheaper.'

 

[barbedwire]

You really won't like this at all, it looks so cheap and nasty compared to Primark...

The phonelines are so quiet at the moment, no-one's queueing - so the best bet is not bother with Q-Cut or the Red Active Button...

This prestigious face cream is really only the same as Nivea but we're charging £100 more for it, if you want real value for money go to Boots instead...

 

[Rudolf]

If you buy this top in all of the colours you'll rack up 30 quid in p and p alone!

 

[mysteriousgirl]

This simply wouldn't go with your nice white T shirt and jeans.

S*d the teachers, they don't deserve a present this year.

Your friends will say "what the hell did you buy that for?"

No one in their right minds would want to receive this as a gift.

Just look at the lack of attention to detail!

"I'm a size large" - JR

 

[barbedwire]

This eau de parfum bliddy stinks, I wouldn't use it to kill bluebottles with...

These pies are fatty, stodgy and disgusting - pass the rennies...

You'll sweat like a pig in these polyester clothes, and don't even mention the camel toe I've got going on here...

 

[BenFongTorres]

I get all of this stuff for free or heavily discounted,so of course i'm going to say it's great.


Actually my husband is a bit of minger but i'm afraid he'll leave me if I don't say how handsome he is every two minutes.


Of course this tooth whitener doesn't actually work otherwise my own teeth wouldn't still be green.


I'm a size 16.

Now waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute?..... Lulu how can you sit here and lie to people like this?


So,Jan Springer,has anyone told you look like something a cat would cough up?

 

[silversequin]

If you really hate it you can always stick it on Ebay and con some other poor fool

No I don't feel like "Celebrating" this product's aniversary, it's just shopping when all's said and done


Molton Brown,? Molton Brown? no, never heard of them

 

[LE lover]

prescriptives are going out of business so it doesn't matter if you lurve it you won't be able to get it again.

These clothes are designed for a 6ft model so you'll look ridiculous in it.

when the presenters all get together we all laugh at you for falling for all this twoddle we tell you

 

[dollydimple]

we agree, it is silly that you have to buy 2 of the very same item in order to get reduced P&P for the 2nd item..................................

 

[silversequin]

to a T C "oh stop wafflling on you silly fool, i've not got time to listen to you, got to hit my targets"

 

[Aleksandr Orlov]

If you are out items will be delivered to your blue wheelie bin(as has happened to me) in 5-21 days at well over the top p&p cost