the scary ladies of QVC!

[hounds-of-love]

But every woman presenter has a "type" or " demographic" dont they?

Jill Franks- single woman/self obsessed/spends money on frivolities for herself and her "girlfriends"

Jolly-Hockey-Sticks Halliday- part time mumsy, likes to buy soft furnishings for second home.

Debbie "Camden Market" Flint.. will sell anything to anybody, does not discriminate. BUY 2 of these incontinence gadgets, one for you, one for your bessie mate who will thank you for it, I promise you.

Me Me and More Me Julia Roberts. Appeals to all the husbands and Simon Wilson. Women copy her style and buy what she buys. A good presenter though. And in case you didnt know, she wears a size small.

Kathy Taylor. Normal woman. Not in the slightest bit vain. A mum. More beautiful than she realises. I like her.

Pippa Whatever. The mum who you cant believe is really a mum. The " go- getter" fast- paced busy mum, blink and you have missed her. Belongs in the 80's singing with the human league really.

Carmel. Appeals to the 30 something newly-wed just like me. Leave her alone, I like her!

There is a Q presenter for everyone, If I have missed anyone or anyone has a different take on anyone....over to you!

although i mentioned Jill Franks (mainly as she was on and annoying) i was really thinking about some of the guest presenters who come on to flog us their stuff ..

 

[Gem Genie]

Jill Franks is married.

If my chap proposed to me with a mother of pearl ring, I would not be saying yes.

 

[Loveinamist]

JR did for her QVC audition.

J xx

Well I am personally looking forward to that chapter. 12 minutes on a pencil eh! Wow!

 

[clairella]

I didn't warm to Jill Franks. Then when she said something like "there's nothing like the smell of leather" on a bag show. "actually this one isn't leather"(or similar) said the guest presenter. Jill's face said it all!!....huge, huge mistake Jill, i'll never believe anything you say again! :down:

 

[rainbowdottie]

Jill Franks is married.

If my chap proposed to me with a mother of pearl ring, I would not be saying yes.

Although mother of pearl would not appeal to me - agreed - I think thats slightly harsh.I don't like JF,but who knows what the history is behind her ring?

 

[Starlight]

Anyone remember Carolyn the Supernails lady?

Now she was scary!!! I remember her constantly butting in and correcting presenters and even being quite scathing with t-callers if she thought they were using the products in the wrong way!!!

Mind you, I'd love to see her on with Jill Franks - she'd have a field day with all the rubbish she comes out with!!

 

[lynnonthelake]

I remember Carolyn never liked her,she was often very rude to telephone callers,glad when she left or was pushed.
Lynn

 

[I Love Chocolate]

Not sure whether it was JR or JF that said they have spoken for 12 minutes on an ordinary lead pencil !!!!! now THATS a talent to write home about isn't it ?

I thought it was JH! Maybe all the would-be presenters have to do this? Makes you realise that not everyone could be a presenter even if, like me, they could usually talk the hind legs off a donkey!!