murgatroyd
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I keep being reminded of the story of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' when I am watching QVC. Was half watching a beauty show today where some woman & Anne Dawson were trying to flog a cream for £75. "Look at the elasticity, the texture, the sheen," they chirped. "It contains platinum!" cooed the woman in yellow (although quite why I would want to smear metal all over my face she did not say.)
Suddenly I had a vision of Anneka, the model, standing up & shouting, "It's just a pot of cream! Look - it's just some sticky cream in a posh jar!" and then skipping off into the wings leaving all looking horrified & realising the truth.
Had a similar fantasy in a 'fashion' show the other day where Glen Campbell was wearing stupid red shoes & suddenly everybody on set started laughing & pointing at his shoes. Then the models realised what ridiculous rags they'd been dressed in and started having hysterics & doing silly walks. I think it's time I took a break from watching QVC ..... but, if only my vision could come true...just once!
Suddenly I had a vision of Anneka, the model, standing up & shouting, "It's just a pot of cream! Look - it's just some sticky cream in a posh jar!" and then skipping off into the wings leaving all looking horrified & realising the truth.
Had a similar fantasy in a 'fashion' show the other day where Glen Campbell was wearing stupid red shoes & suddenly everybody on set started laughing & pointing at his shoes. Then the models realised what ridiculous rags they'd been dressed in and started having hysterics & doing silly walks. I think it's time I took a break from watching QVC ..... but, if only my vision could come true...just once!