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What a horrible, traumatic experience!
Especially if you have a desirable make of car, with sophisticated security, there are crooks who will not hesitate to break into your home, while you are in it...asleep or awake. They don't think twice about threatening or actually using violence.
There is normally a good deterrent effect from having an alarm...but good locks and good, alert neighbours are important too.
When it comes to cars though, I personally believe it is better and safer to call the police than to try and stop the thieves yourself.
Ages ago, some people broke in to my besties nice new flashish 'familyish' escort in the night, whilst parked on the drive. Nothing was taken, but they left behind a couple of filled JOHNNIES!!!! Claire had heard something going on as she had the front bedroom. But as these where the wheels of her wicked stepfather, she did nothing.....Ha. He was a **** though. Many years later - she's married, grown up son, etc, her & him no longer speak.

I did laugh recalling this. The term Johnnie cracks me up. Back from when the two of us would keep on at Jonathan hall in English......."Can I borrow your rubber, Johnnie?"

Someone should complain, in writing, & on jerk book.

Someone should complain, in writing, & on jerk book.
Above post re complaining refers to plazzie 'models', not johnnies.

Totally unrelated, Mr B calls the 'Super Plus' Tampons 'Jumbo'. Now it's a joke between us, but when we first had our house & he did the shopping, he actually thought that was the name of them - Jumbo size!! I had to explain that doing so would be akin to calling small johnnies(!!) snuggies, or tiddlers, or something. Colour coding on the boxes of tampons certainly helps.
 
Some years back a woman I worked with had her car stolen on a Saturday night. She always parked under the street light nearest her flat thinking that it was safer. So police found the car other side of Belfast undamaged and the joyriders even put petrol in the car. She was the *******s took my car and then put petrol in it!
 
Some years back a woman I worked with had her car stolen on a Saturday night. She always parked under the street light nearest her flat thinking that it was safer. So police found the car other side of Belfast undamaged and the joyriders even put petrol in the car. She was the *******s took my car and then put petrol in it!
Lucky woman!
 
Some years back a woman I worked with had her car stolen on a Saturday night. She always parked under the street light nearest her flat thinking that it was safer. So police found the car other side of Belfast undamaged and the joyriders even put petrol in the car. She was the *******s took my car and then put petrol in it!
Mr B was all in a fuss one morning cos his car had been stolen. Whilst I was ...'call the cops' he strangely wanted to take my car to go look for his (eh?) Whilst he did so, I dug out the documents for insurance, number plate for police etc.
He returns 5 minutes later. Turns out that he has found his car at the chippy!!! He forgot that he drove to get chips the night before, but forgot to drive home again & left wheels at chippy, walking home instead. Forgot all night long too & the next day! Unbelievable! At least the car wasn't stolen!

I challenge anyone to have a 'my husband' forgetty type tale that trumps that.
 
I once forgot my baby and left his very large silver cross pram outside a butcher`s shop with him inside it. He was just a couple of weeks old and I suffered severe sleep deprivation plus baby brain and totally forgot about him. I was almost home when I realised and ran back to the shop in tears. The butcher saw me and said he wondered who`se baby it was but they`d kept an eye on the pram. He`d slept through the whole trauma which must have been all of 10 minutes from me forgetting him to then remembering him but I was mortified I`d done such a thing. Thankfully it was back in the days of corner shops and local food shopping so I was only minutes away.
 
I once forgot my baby and left his very large silver cross pram outside a butcher`s shop with him inside it. He was just a couple of weeks old and I suffered severe sleep deprivation plus baby brain and totally forgot about him. I was almost home when I realised and ran back to the shop in tears. The butcher saw me and said he wondered who`se baby it was but they`d kept an eye on the pram. He`d slept through the whole trauma which must have been all of 10 minutes from me forgetting him to then remembering him but I was mortified I`d done such a thing. Thankfully it was back in the days of corner shops and local food shopping so I was only minutes away.
Has he forgiven you yet?!
 
Mr B was all in a fuss one morning cos his car had been stolen. Whilst I was ...'call the cops' he strangely wanted to take my car to go look for his (eh?) Whilst he did so, I dug out the documents for insurance, number plate for police etc.
He returns 5 minutes later. Turns out that he has found his car at the chippy!!! He forgot that he drove to get chips the night before, but forgot to drive home again & left wheels at chippy, walking home instead. Forgot all night long too & the next day! Unbelievable! At least the car wasn't stolen!

I challenge anyone to have a 'my husband' forgetty type tale that trumps that.
I know of quite a few husbands that frequently 'forget' they're married. My ex was one of them.

I once forgot my baby and left his very large silver cross pram outside a butcher`s shop with him inside it. He was just a couple of weeks old and I suffered severe sleep deprivation plus baby brain and totally forgot about him. I was almost home when I realised and ran back to the shop in tears. The butcher saw me and said he wondered who`se baby it was but they`d kept an eye on the pram. He`d slept through the whole trauma which must have been all of 10 minutes from me forgetting him to then remembering him but I was mortified I`d done such a thing. Thankfully it was back in the days of corner shops and local food shopping so I was only minutes away.

There's an old joke about a woman leaving her baby on the bus and only remembered when someone approached to tell her her **** was hanging out.
 
I belong to a local Neighbour Digest which I have mentioned before. So yesterday one popped up on my email about Cleverly Park where my aunt lives. So I phoned my aunt to make sure she was okay. This happened to the house next door to her.

People in bed 11.45pm, woman suddenly thought did I lock the front door so goes down the stairs. Her handbag had been sitting in the hall beside the small table now moved. She looked out and man getting into her car and someone in her daughter's car. She ran out not thinking and grabbed the car door. The man leapt out and punched her in the mouth as she was screaming ran off the other man in daughter's car jumped out and ran. People just seem to forget to lock their doors.

My aunt did say the people came to her next day, but she sleeps in the back bedroom and heard nothing. Then she tells me the lock at the top of her front door is broken! Now at 85 she no longer drives but still. I told her to get one of her sons to come look at it and fix it for her.

There's nothing like a good old-fashioned bolt on the inside of a door. Unless a thief can get his hand through a letterbox and can open it. Ours are positioned that a thief would have to be Stretch Armstrong to reach it. It makes me feel a bit safer though I had it installed after a neighbour policeman gave the house a quick security going over after someone had scratched the door trying to get in when Mr AE was nights and there was no car outside.

The downside was getting up to let him in on a freezing morning at 5am but the peace of mind was worth it.

I wonder if those stick-on battery window alarms would be helpful for forgetful older people. the alarm will go off if the door or window contacts are separated. Maybe you could suggest it for your aunt or the Digest to publish.

We've been thinking about changing our locks as there was a spate of robberies just before lockdown where thieves would 'bump' the locks in seconds and just stroll in. We might get around to it when things get back to normal.

We also have got into the habit of physically checking the car doors when locking them as my sister had her remote blocked and cloned when she parked it outside the front of a hospital in plain daylight. The thieves gave har a few minutes, jumped in and drove off. The car was never recovered, the thieves well-prepared wearing hoodies and baseball caps so not identified.

We keep our keys in a tin these days to block the signal from would-be thieves. The spares are also in a tin in the safe. A bit of overkill but better safe than sorry I suppose.

Our street used to be a quiet main road with lovely people and good neighbours. Then, a bypass was built, the end blocked to a no-through road and a social housing estate built at the end of it. there's enough room to get an old-fashioned mini through the bit they left and this has caused the street so many problems with yobs, vandals an opportunistic thieves. Twenty years ago you wouldn't have recognised the area. Now, just the past few days the council are wanting 200 houses built in the woods behind us. The same woods with foxes. badgers, hedgehogs, bats, snakes, lizards, newts, frogs, red kites and others have lived forever.

I'd say it's progress but the social housing estate is actually not being used with 54% of the housing empty as no one wants to live there but the government has published their housing forecast as these new houses being needed. Yeah, right. There are council pockets being lined - especially those of one councillor who was told a bungalow only would be allowed on a patch of land behind the houses opposite. He now miraculously has permission for a 5-bed house from a 3-bed bungalow!

And thought presenter freebies were annoying.
 
There's nothing like a good old-fashioned bolt on the inside of a door. Unless a thief can get his hand through a letterbox and can open it. Ours are positioned that a thief would have to be Stretch Armstrong to reach it. It makes me feel a bit safer though I had it installed after a neighbour policeman gave the house a quick security going over after someone had scratched the door trying to get in when Mr AE was nights and there was no car outside.

The downside was getting up to let him in on a freezing morning at 5am but the peace of mind was worth it.

I wonder if those stick-on battery window alarms would be helpful for forgetful older people. the alarm will go off if the door or window contacts are separated. Maybe you could suggest it for your aunt or the Digest to publish.

We've been thinking about changing our locks as there was a spate of robberies just before lockdown where thieves would 'bump' the locks in seconds and just stroll in. We might get around to it when things get back to normal.

We also have got into the habit of physically checking the car doors when locking them as my sister had her remote blocked and cloned when she parked it outside the front of a hospital in plain daylight. The thieves gave har a few minutes, jumped in and drove off. The car was never recovered, the thieves well-prepared wearing hoodies and baseball caps so not identified.

We keep our keys in a tin these days to block the signal from would-be thieves. The spares are also in a tin in the safe. A bit of overkill but better safe than sorry I suppose.

Our street used to be a quiet main road with lovely people and good neighbours. Then, a bypass was built, the end blocked to a no-through road and a social housing estate built at the end of it. there's enough room to get an old-fashioned mini through the bit they left and this has caused the street so many problems with yobs, vandals an opportunistic thieves. Twenty years ago you wouldn't have recognised the area. Now, just the past few days the council are wanting 200 houses built in the woods behind us. The same woods with foxes. badgers, hedgehogs, bats, snakes, lizards, newts, frogs, red kites and others have lived forever.

I'd say it's progress but the social housing estate is actually not being used with 54% of the housing empty as no one wants to live there but the government has published their housing forecast as these new houses being needed. Yeah, right. There are council pockets being lined - especially those of one councillor who was told a bungalow only would be allowed on a patch of land behind the houses opposite. He now miraculously has permission for a 5-bed house from a 3-bed bungalow!

And thought presenter freebies were annoying.
I hope there will be objections to destroying woodland for housing, my MP gets emails from me on a regular basis about stuff like that & much more besides.
 
I once forgot my baby and left his very large silver cross pram outside a butcher`s shop with him inside it. He was just a couple of weeks old and I suffered severe sleep deprivation plus baby brain and totally forgot about him. I was almost home when I realised and ran back to the shop in tears. The butcher saw me and said he wondered who`se baby it was but they`d kept an eye on the pram. He`d slept through the whole trauma which must have been all of 10 minutes from me forgetting him to then remembering him but I was mortified I`d done such a thing. Thankfully it was back in the days of corner shops and local food shopping so I was only minutes away.
Mr Twirl forgot what I looked like this morning 🙄 We popped into Asda for milk and bits and he went off upstairs to the home and wear bit for Polyfilla. I waited by the bread section and saw him look at me and then walk past. Apparently he thought that I wasn't wearing the particular jacket that I had on and blamed my mask. I had to call him back and lift my mask a tad and say "it is I" like that fool on "ello" ello! 😄 I recognised him in his mask though 🤭
 
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I hope there will be objections to destroying woodland for housing, my MP gets emails from me on a regular basis about stuff like that & much more besides.

I doubt it will get anywhere but I will be writing to him. Once our council has decided something like this it's already a done deal before the public get wind of it.

It's very depressing as the council recently published a report saying their required housing projections were over-estimated.
 
I doubt it will get anywhere but I will be writing to him. Once our council has decided something like this it's already a done deal before the public get wind of it.

It's very depressing as the council recently published a report saying their required housing projections were over-estimated.
Red Kites are a protected species, if they're nesting in this woodland they can't be disturbed. I'd contact the RSPB & other conservation organisations about this proposal. I spend so much time signing petitions & one in particular has had great success with a charity taking on the Scottish government & a company that wants to rip out a forest to build a wind farm, this area is home to Scottish wildcats & they're rare & in need of protection. As was seen this week with the Post Office scandal those who are 'in power' need to be dealt with when they misuse it, I've asked for that odious former CEO to have her CBE forfeited & I'd support anyone who wants to stop your woodland being destroyed. Phew!
 
Just seen a piece on BBC Morning News about dog theft.

But there is now a twist scammer phoning up after seeing the posters put up. Yes, I have your dog and I want £1000 or your dog dies. 🤬 🤬 🤬 They don't have your dog at all but people are in such a panic don't realize the info they give about the dog is only what is on the Lost Poster.

One woman never got her dog back. A man did as someone found his dog as the thieves must have dumped it as so many looking for it. He was still getting phone calls from the scammer when his dog was returned to him free.
 

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