Someone hand me a sick bag please. Simon's on his massager again!

[Greg]

I just had to turn my telly down. Anyone hearing it from the street or next door would think I was watching pensioner porn. :dull:

 

[MrMobo]

lol it was horrible wasn't it. It felt perverted watching it.

 

[Wirral70]

I didn't witness this but I can well imagine how gross it was.

Dirty, Dirty Peter.

 

[Mommabear]

I gave him a wide berth last night. I saw the massage cushion being peddled all day and I knew Dirty Sid would have it on.

The bags are bad enough but together with any massager, is a recipe for uke:

 

[MrMobo]

When he laid on the bed... then moved the massage cushion further down his body and he started making orgasmic cries of joy I knew it was time to switch channels lol.

 

[fred12]

He was flogging a trapper hat and gloves later on. Don't know why at this time of year. Said the hat would protect your head from the sun.No it wouldn't. It would just make it sweaty. The gloves had a faux fur chilly lining whatever that might be. He produced a hat from his bag which he takes everywhere with him, put it on and just looked like a slobbery old bloodhound with the earpieces dangling. I think he needs to be put out of his misery.