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Are you all tucked up snugly now janie?

I'll read you a story to help you sleep ....

Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her name
was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad
blisters. Also in this same corn foundry there lived a pransome hince, and
this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people
for riles amound especially the pich reople. Now Rindercella's mugly other
and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some dancy fesses for the
bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some
old ruddy dags. Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella
couldn't go so she just crank down and shried. And she was sitting there
shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gay
mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared
before her a kig bulch and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall,
and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before midnight or I'll
purn you into a tumpkin!"
Rindercella spaced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom
she slopped her dripper! The next day this pransome hince went all over
this corn foundry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other
and it fidn't dit. Then he tried lt on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit and
then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily. Now the storal
of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to
lell in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!

Sshhh...... she's fast a bye-byes
 
Boy that must have been some party minim!

Bottoms up and Happy New Year everyone.:mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852::mysmilie_852:
 
groan...have i been here all night? barb's vodka's powerful stuff - minim tried to read me a bedtime story but couldn't understand a word she said. thanks for the blankie, hope it's not somebody's germy one.
 
Well janie , what can i say, thats what you get for stealing my secret frozen vodka and sharing it with

everyone. Hope your head hurts (LOL). I myself was in bed at ten thirty, been up from half 5 and work

today again, so i am sensible (just) sometimes LOL Happy New Year to you and Louis and everyone

else on this lovely forum xx
 
JANIE...... where's my Kelly Hoppen throw?????? [yells] :mysmilie_503:

Morning Barbs and a Happy New Year to you. Didn't see you slope off - you left me to cope with Janie on my own and look what she found In your wardrobe behind the crates of vodka :mysmilie_846:
 
uh oh barbs.....now the secret's out......how are you going to explain this to strato?? :giggle:

hmmmm........i think i gave the throw to meg for her new box......hope you don't mind a bit of cat fur.....
 
Don't know about anyone else but my pransome hince is looking the worse for wear today.........

:confused:
 
groan...have i been here all night? barb's vodka's powerful stuff - minim tried to read me a bedtime story but couldn't understand a word she said. thanks for the blankie, hope it's not somebody's germy one.

Nope, kept my germy one all to myself!!! :giggle:
 
Don't know about anyone else but my pransome hince is looking the worse for wear today.........

:confused:

Mine's got indigestion!
I've offered to cure him but for some strange reason he's afraid. I mean for goodness sake, a little electric shock will take his mind off it immediately.
 
Mine was exciting........
Asleep before midnight, up today at 7, decorations down and back in the loft, house cleaned top to bottom (well side to side really as its a bungalow)

Back to work tomorrow unless the lottery numbers come up.

Rock and roll
 
Mine was exciting........
Asleep before midnight, up today at 7, decorations down and back in the loft, house cleaned top to bottom (well side to side really as its a bungalow)

Back to work tomorrow unless the lottery numbers come up.

Rock and roll

Our deckers are down and packed away too Yorks - and everything's nice and tidy.
Just about to watch Mary Poppins. Hoorah.
 
i often get the urge to spring clean on the 1st too.

today it didn't come over me ;)
 
i often get the urge to spring clean on the 1st too.

today it didn't come over me ;)

Me neither but tomorrow's another day!
For me NY day is the last day of Christmas so it's back to normality tomorrow.
:mysmilie_8:
 
Decorations down in Snarly'sDen too. Put SparklingLemon tart on, and Den smells Fresh&Clean! Will clean tomorrow. If I have the Ooomph. If nothing good on telly. If ...
 

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