Should I change my sex?

[Gemma1]

I've just remembered about the loo queues! Still, this would give me lots of time to gossip about handbags, makeup, shoes and clothes. I assume that is what you do while waiting in the queue.

You'd be surprised at what we ladies talk about in the loo queue.

 

[Frazzled]

The thing is Strato, would you be able to cope with finding you now understand men?

Understanding women will have been completely alien to you, and you could find this will blow your mind - which, don't forget, will no longer be located in your trousers?

 

[Tinkerbelle]

You may well retain the ability to drive and even still be able to park but you will gain the ability to bat yer eyelashes at the nice policeman who pulled you over for speeding on the motorway thus escaping without a fine and three points on yer licence.

 

[minim]

If I could just add my twopenneth worth to the debate - it seems to me stratobuddy that you could be going through a mid-life crisis.
Happens to most of us eventually.
The eternal question, "What if ...?" The permutations are endless ...

I mean, when I think back, my expectations were so high as to what any man who came into my life should be like
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

<sigh>

Now I'm content if he's
1. breathing.
2. doesn't miss the toilet

So be happy!

 

[janie]

I've just remembered about the loo queues! Still, this would give me lots of time to gossip about handbags, makeup, shoes and clothes. I assume that is what you do while waiting in the queue.

we spend most of the time complaining that there's never a queue for the gents (unless it's the o2) and why can't they make more ladies loos.

 

[BusyMum]

I've just remembered about the loo queues! Still, this would give me lots of time to gossip about handbags, makeup, shoes and clothes. I assume that is what you do while waiting in the queue.

well that and your pelvic floor exercises...:mysmilie_516:....oops...

 

[stratobuddy]

Where can I go on a course to learn how to pack 1001 items into a handbag?

Perhaps you can list the essential items for me.

 

[Frazzled]

1) some tissues for when you get to the end of the queue for the Ladies - as most likely there won't be any loo paper!

 

[janie]

qvc musta read this thread strato - quick! there's a man's 'boot' on........

 

[Paul_s]

Being a man sucks. It's just not the same if I wash my hair in Lo'real and say 'I'm worth it'.

Another example.... shower gel/shampoo commericals - women smile and seem content in a shower.

 

[Loveinamist]

What would your new name be Strato? Sheree sounds good. I wouldn't bother adding an 'a' to the end of your name if this makes it the female equiv. I'd go for a fresh start.
Choosing your lipstick colour could be tricky. Tip, don't bother matching it to your nail colour, if you follow Q's presenters it would be cacky brown or black, not a good look even with fancy names such as Supermodel or Jermyn Street, oh, and stay away from crackle glaze, small steps S, especially in high heels. Good luck, piccie would be nice.

 

[QuiteVacuousChat]

So do you think it would be a good idea for me to change my sex? Do you think I will enjoy being a female?

It seemed to work for Charlie Brook.

 

[Ballerina]

If you change your sex, you will not care at all what is on shopping channels. You probably won't come out of your bedroom for a month! )

 

[Loveinamist]

It seemed to work for Charlie Brook.

Dale made a reference about Charlie and a Kim dress today, supposedly to cheer him up cos he is ill at home!

 

[stratobuddy]

Do you think I should ask my partner first? She might like someone to go clothes shopping with.

 

[stratobuddy]

Strato's partner here, hijacking his thread - go clothes shopping with him? PLEASE NOOOOOOO!!! K

 

[stratobuddy]

I think this response is because she can't get QVC on her TV so doesn't know the wonders of Kim & Co etc etc.

 

[Frazzled]

I know you are going to epilate your legs, but I think she's more worried about the funny looks being seen with a woman sporting a beard?

 

[Lottie]

Thanks for this thread Strato, I love it!! Had to take issue with the parking thing though

 

[Loveinamist]

I think wifie protests too much!