Ruth Langsford Fashion Edit TSV 21/08/21

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Apparently her own RL design of bags are coming plus also boots as well.
Her house is chocker with her designs as she gets sent samples of each item in each and every colour-way all in a couple of sizes.
 
Let her keep going, because she's stretching herself every which way to become a single dept store, that in the end it will all end in a backlash and her stuff will sit unsold on the shelves. Clearly QVC believe she is the face of their customer so will keep paying her to 'front' more and more stuff. Has she done a diamoneek range yet ? give it time.

She may have a homeful of products, but away from QVC she's never seen in any of it.
 
brissles said:
Let her keep going, because she's stretching herself every which way to become a single dept store, that in the end it will all end in a backlash and her stuff will sit unsold on the shelves. Clearly QVC believe she is the face of their customer so will keep paying her to 'front' more and more stuff. Has she done a diamoneek range yet ? give it time.

She may have a homeful of products, but away from QVC she's never seen in any of it.
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She’s definitely not the face of this customer. I’m afraid that I don’t wear her style of clothes.
 
When someone tweets in and asks a question, she always looks flummoxed, and says "I'm not sure but......." or "I'll find out for you..............." well lady if you are supposed to be the alleged 'designer' no question should be hard to answer !!!!!
 
Dream Girl said:
Apparently her own RL design of bags are coming plus also boots as well.
Her house is chocker with her designs as she gets sent samples of each item in each and every colour-way all in a couple of sizes.
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If the bags in particular are made of leather, then she'll be charging the ****** earth for them. I'm sure they'll have all the features that the viewers have contacted her and asked for. Pen holders, phone holders, studs on the base, detachable key chain which will be stretchy enough (unlike others) to reach the lock without having to detach it, and of course it will spring back really small so it won't take up any extra room. In fact it might even have a little reinforced key pocket so your keys won't tear the lining, which no doubt will be in her signature snake pattern. It'll have full closure, cause bags that only do up with a popper or buckle drive her crazy - she doesn't want to be scrabbling around under the table at Costa for an errant tena lady! It'll have at least 2 "roomy compartments", a zip pocket at the back to keep things you need close at hand such as boarding passes, face mask, your credit card if you're out and about. It'll fit a regular sized water bottle, hand sanitiser, a large purse, tissues, your perfume, make up, bag of sweets, cuddly toy - and despite cramming it full to the gunnels, it'll be won't be heavy because the leather's so soft and buttery. It will be a cross body, a shoulder bag, or grab bag the strap will be detachable and adjustable because most fixed straps are either too long or too short and I know that drives you mad - It does me too. I can hear her now. The branding will be subtle, probably her initials stamped on everything but the actual leather. She'll justify the ridiculous price by telling us that if it was designer bag you could add an extra zero to the price "An extra 2 Kabler will chip in" Ruthie will agree and say "In all seriousness, yes you probably could, and I doubt whether it'll have half of the features as my one does" The words "considered purchase" will be thrown into the mix, along with the odd cliche such as "buy cheap, buy twice" or forever bag.
I'm looking forward to ticking off this list...It'll be like a weird game of bingo!
 
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merryone said:
If the bags in particular are made of leather, then she'll be charging the ****** earth for them. I'm sure they'll have all the features that the viewers have contacted her and asked for. Pen holders, phone holders, studs on the base, detachable key chain which will be stretchy enough (unlike others) to reach the lock without having to detach it, and of course it will spring back really small so it won't take up any extra room. In fact it might even have a little reinforced key pocket so your keys won't tear the lining, which no doubt will be in her signature snake pattern. It'll have full closure, cause bags that only do up with a popper or buckle drive her crazy - she doesn't want to be scrabbling around under the table at Costa for an errant tena lady! It'll have at least 2 "roomy compartments", a zip pocket at the back to keep things you need close at hand such as boarding passes, face mask, your credit card if you're out and about. It'll fit a regular sized water bottle, hand sanitiser, a large purse, tissues, your perfume, make up, bag of sweets, cuddly toy - and despite cramming it full to the gunnels, it'll be won't be heavy because the leather's so soft and buttery. It will be a cross body, a shoulder bag, or grab bag the strap will be detachable and adjustable because most fixed straps are either too long or too short and I know that drives you mad - It does me too. I can hear her now. The branding will be subtle, probably her initials stamped on everything but the actual leather. She'll justify the ridiculous price by telling us that if it was designer bag you could add an extra zero to the price "An extra 2 Kabler will chip in" Ruthie will agree and say "In all seriousness, yes you probably could, and I doubt whether it'll have half of the features as my one does" The words "considered purchase" will be thrown into the mix, along with the odd cliche such as "buy cheap, buy twice" or forever bag.
I'm looking forward to ticking off this list...It'll be like a weird game of bingo!
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Brilliant. She's always explaining her love of orange so do you think that could be the colour of the lining? This will be yet another selling point because it'll be easy to see the item you're looking for inside the bag.
 
brissles said:
When someone tweets in and asks a question, she always looks flummoxed, and says "I'm not sure but......." or "I'll find out for you..............." well lady if you are supposed to be the alleged 'designer' no question should be hard to answer !!!!!
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Indeed -unless it's a seriously tech issue. I bet Kimmy knows.....She needs coming back....
 
Twilight said:
Brilliant. She's always explaining her love of orange so do you think that could be the colour of the lining? This will be yet another selling point because it'll be easy to see the item you're looking for inside the bag.
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OMG!!! As I was typing I was thinking of her beloved orange contrast stitching and forgot to incorporate it - Yep it'll feature orange somehow & somewhere....Oh FGS....Dust bag!!!! It's gonna have a dust bag and that'll bump up the price a fair few quid! 'cause let's face it how many times have we spent more than £150 on a handbag and it doesn't even have a dust bag?! ...."And you're getting mine for just £149.99!" which will be a tsv price of course, and the extra £6 p&p won't be mentioned!
I was going to suggest that it might include some kind of little coin purse, but then I thought no, she'll probably save that for another day....when she's telling us that everybody's fallen in love with her bag, and now are saying "Pleeeease Ruth, can you do a matching purse" - "Funny you should say that, I'm working on it now, watch this space"!
 
brissles said:
Great writing Merry ! Oh PLEASE send it off to QVC with a copy to Ruthless, she needs to know how ridiculous she is, and how we've all got her sussed.
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Do you know what gets me the most, are not the ideas as most of them are sound, it's the way she says that she's "listening to the customers" and coming up with ideas of her own- bollox! She'll have be sent a checklist...let's say for the sake of argument it's for a parka....do you want fur around the hood, yes or no?, do you want a fishtail at the back, yes or no?, do you want drawstrings?, zip and poppers or just a zip?
If customers are going to ask for anything, it'll be for her clothes to be reasonably priced, and not too heavy on the polyester - funnily enough, she's not listening there! The stupid thing is, is that the prices would probably be significantly lower if they took Ruth out of the equation altogether, her wages aren't plucked from the money tree, and the fact that she's always there to present her shows, and the photoshoots of her modelling all the stuff soon adds up. I dunno about getting her sussed - Just get her gone, and she can take Dannii minogue and MW with her!
 
Seeing as Ruthie and hubby are advertising "aids" for the elderly or those with health issues then I`m thinking her bags may come with zip pocket to hold your incontinence wear discretely or an inbuilt container for your many meds or a pocket slip for your SOS information should you forget where you live or get lost on your way to Tesco.
 

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