Richard Jackson's Flower Power TSV 10 Feb 2011

[Rebus]

Get ready for a day of 'it's my passion, my hobby, my job' this Thursday. What a TSV treat; 2kg tub of Flower Power and a hose-end feeder. Limited Edition super soluble version, no less. :dull:

 

[ERICS MUM]

There's absolutely no need to spend £20 on RJ's Flower Power with the "highest amount of potash" on the market. Just get a 1 kg box of potash for £8 in any garden centre/B&Q and water it on as per instructions on the box. It stimulates production of fruit and flowers for a tird of the price. You can also get a cheap all-purpose plant food from Wilko's etc for £2 and apply that as well for leaves, roots etc.

RJ will know all this and I don't respect him for selling the FP as a miracle product.

 

[Dipper]

There's absolutely no need to spend £20 on RJ's Flower Power with the "highest amount of potash" on the market. Just get a 1 kg box of potash for £8 in any garden centre/B&Q and water it on as per instructions on the box. It stimulates production of fruit and flowers for a tird of the price. You can also get a cheap all-purpose plant food from Wilko's etc for £2 and apply that as well for leaves, roots etc.

RJ will know all this and I don't respect him for selling the FP as a miracle product.

Well said, thank you Eric's mum.

 

[Simon Sims]

Perhaps RJ (The Dwarf) should try showering in it himself? Lol

 

[BusyLizzie]

Perhaps RJ (The Dwarf) should try showering in it himself? Lol

Would that be a good idea do you think because it might make him grow into something even more irritating? :wink:

 

[Claudia]

....oh oh oh no oh no oh no....not the time of year where there's a Richard Jackson TSV every few days :drunk: ...just reminds me, the lawn needs mowing, bushes hacked back, leaves swept away :rain:

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

Would that be a good idea do you think because it might make him grow into something even more irritating? :wink:

If it stopped him "fiddling with his loose change" while smirking scarily at the camera I'd be happy! :sweat:

 

[BusyLizzie]

If it stopped him "fiddling with his loose change" while smirking scarily at the camera I'd be happy! :sweat:

Oh I say.......if he grew bigger he'd fiddle even more!!! :cheeky:

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

Oh I say.......if he grew bigger he'd fiddle even more!!! :cheeky:

Oooh, Matron!!

 

[ERICS MUM]

Oh I say.......if he grew bigger he'd fiddle even more!!! :cheeky:

or you could turn that round: "if he'd fiddle even more he'd grow bigger"

 

[ERICS MUM]

Would that be a good idea do you think because it might make him grow into something even more irritating? :wink:

Poison Ivy : 12 mega-plug plants to grow on your window sill then plant up your fence to bring your nasty neighbour out in a rash (especially in the trouser dept so he has to keep scratching while presenting his hollyhocks on QVC)